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ande
March 19th, 2008, 12:22 PM
swimming needs

cheerleading squads
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nfl-cheerleaders/

dance teams
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nba-dancers/

ice girls
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nhl-ice-girls/

can I get an amen?

geochuck
March 19th, 2008, 12:42 PM
Ande talking about cheerleaders - everyones favourite pic is here http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushcheerleader.htm

orca1946
March 19th, 2008, 02:06 PM
Give me a S W I M ,what's it spell? More spectators!!

The Fortress
March 19th, 2008, 02:14 PM
swimming needs

cheerleading squads
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nfl-cheerleaders/

dance teams
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nba-dancers/

ice girls
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/photos/nhl-ice-girls/

can I get an amen?

No amen unless there are men in the squads and teams and ice boys.

LindsayNB
March 19th, 2008, 02:44 PM
Good lord! If we got rid of the stinking expensive full body suits bodacious cheerleaders would be redundant!

ande
March 19th, 2008, 02:59 PM
how about this cheer from the SNL skit

Newton Valley High Swim Meet

P-A-R-T-Y
Party-hearty the Spartan High
D-R-U-N-K
Let's get drunk of victory
Cause when we party
We party-hearty
And when we jam...
We'll need no ham!
And when we boogity
we boogity-oogity!
Do that stuff, do that stuff!
Huh?
Do that stuff, do that stuff!
What?
Do that stuff, do that stuff!
Yea!

So you think you're gonna beat us,
You're actin' like a fool
Cause we're not treading water,
We're peeing in your pool!
Drink it up! I like it!
Wash it down! Wash it down!
Drink it up... we like to watch you drown!
Watch you drown!

Can't breath!

Hey! Who's that Spartan swimmin' in my sea?
It's me...It's me!
I said who's that Spartan swimmin' in my sea?
It's me...it's me!
Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

Dolphin Safe Tuna!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Oh, that's the way! Uh-huh, uh-huh
We like it, uh-huh uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
We like it, uh-huh uh-huh
Why did ya swim in?
In the pool!
We do laps,
Then groove on the land!
Go ahead,
Wear your goggles, fool!
We only swim,
In our Ray-Bans
That's the way! Uh-huh uh-huh
We like it! Uh-huh uh-huh!
That's the way! Uh-huh uh-huh
We like it! Uh-huh uh-huh!

Taco, burrito,
What's comin' out of your Speedo?
You got troubles! Wooo!
You're blowin' bubbles! Wooo!
Float, float, float, float!
You're puttin' 'round like a motorboat!
Troubles! Wooo!
You're blowin' bubbles! Wooo!
You stink!

BillS
March 19th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Just so I have this straight: You engage in a sport in which strikingly beautiful, incredibly fit women saunter casually across a deck; slowly disrobe in front of you; stretch their highly toned, limber, lissome bodies; mount a platform; bend over, and then on command plunge into crystal clear, cerulean waters while performing incredible athletic feats . . . and you want cheerleaders? Me, I'm good with what we got. No amen from me.

swimr4life
March 19th, 2008, 06:06 PM
AWWWWWW! Thanks Bill! :smooch:

FindingMyInnerFish
March 24th, 2008, 07:21 AM
No amen unless there are men in the squads and teams and ice boys.

For sure! C'mon guys, you can't have ALL the fun! :D

Stillhere
March 24th, 2008, 03:28 PM
After sitting in the stands at the NCAA Woman"s Champs at The Ohio State Univ. this past weekend---Bill---Beth---It is a big time "AMEN"---Swimming already has the best their is anywhere---but, let's go back to the less is best swim suits....and give everyone the competitive advantage---not to mention Bill's eloquent point, "strikingly beautiful, incredibly fit women saunter casually across a deck; slowly disrobe in front of you; stretch their highly toned, limber, lissome bodies; mount a platform;"

That is an AMEN to Bill and Beth's thoughts----

meldyck
March 24th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Just so I have this straight: You engage in a sport in which strikingly beautiful, incredibly fit women saunter casually across a deck; slowly disrobe in front of you; stretch their highly toned, limber, lissome bodies; mount a platform; bend over, and then on command plunge into crystal clear, cerulean waters while performing incredible athletic feats . . . and you want cheerleaders? Me, I'm good with what we got. No amen from me.

I knew I had a goal in swimming I just didn't know how to articulate it. Many thanks, Bill!

Blackbeard's Peg
March 24th, 2008, 04:08 PM
Andy, I'll give you an AMEN!!!

My hockey team wouldn't mind having our own ice girls :oldman: