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mattson
August 24th, 2008, 06:02 PM
Had to complete the love triangle, since neither of them are dating A Beard.
:banana:

The Fortress
August 24th, 2008, 06:28 PM
Thank god you spelled my name wrong...

Slowswim
August 24th, 2008, 06:38 PM
I believe Jim just wants to "check" him out for the up coming article.:thhbbb:

mermaid
August 24th, 2008, 07:40 PM
It seems like just yesterday . . . indeed 'twas yesterday, Jim was so fond of the Pony . . .

Is the Pony on the outs now???

Slowswim
August 24th, 2008, 08:41 PM
Does the pony have the requisite package?
:rofl:

The Fortress
August 24th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Thank god you spelled my name wrong...

Even more evidence that the house guests are misbehaving!

Pony pictures and other delights will be posted on FB for your viewing pleasure. Suffice it to say that the pony accompanied the Zonesman to the Zones.

jim thornton
August 24th, 2008, 08:48 PM
Had to complete the love triangle, since neither of them are dating A Beard.
:banana:

Mark, to answer your question, isn't everyone? He did say he wants to "see" other mammals.

mermaid
August 24th, 2008, 08:52 PM
damage control: did anyone actually tell the pony she was out? does the pony know it has been tossed aside for the likes of a young man with a fondness for swimming?

quicksilver
August 24th, 2008, 09:34 PM
Does the pony have the requisite package?
:rofl:


Animal planet meets the crying game.
The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse.

The Fortress
August 24th, 2008, 09:39 PM
The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse.
Animal planet meets the crying game.

Thus Jim's turn for other pastures.

When Jim saw the glitter on the Pony's face, he declared, with shock and no little disgust, that she "had been with another stallion." He claims to have been repulsed, but the Pony nonetheless sat on the block during a certain 200 free, whinnying apologetically. Momentarily, for one heat, Jim was once again a Zonesman, then Phil Dodson eclipsed his brilliance (and that of the Pony) with the fastest 200 in the world in his age group, we think.

Slowswim
August 24th, 2008, 09:53 PM
Animal planet meets the crying game.
The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse.
That explains Jim's interest...it was research.

tjburk
August 24th, 2008, 09:57 PM
Thought they were both Geldings!!! :rofl::rofl:

mattson
August 25th, 2008, 07:49 AM
Thank god you spelled my name wrong...

Sorry about that. Since other people get my last name wrong about 50% of the time (no "E" or "D", sheesh), I'm usually more careful.

I am concerned about the number of people that seem to know a little too much about equines (unless there is some subtext that I am missing).
:dedhorse:

SwimStud
August 25th, 2008, 10:21 AM
All I know is that I was the best behaved of anyone guesting at "Fortress Fortress."

Chris Stevenson
August 25th, 2008, 11:32 AM
I was the best behaved of anyone guesting at "Fortress Fortress."

Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low...

The Fortress
August 25th, 2008, 12:22 PM
Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low...

He was far better behaved than Pony man, who ate Mermaid's steak Friday night and harassed us all with his constant pod casting. One can only hope that doesn't appear on USMS! :rofl:

pwolf66
August 25th, 2008, 01:03 PM
Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low...

Actually Rich was in the back yard burying the bar

SwimStud
August 25th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Dude...I made coffee and brought my homemade Baklava...I also ate a Luna bar...I virtually did compete in the F 35-39 agegroup!

mermaid
August 25th, 2008, 10:55 PM
yes sports fans, he did all those things! and swam the 2breast

Peter Cruise
August 25th, 2008, 11:57 PM
and he sang "...Britannia rules the waves..."

The Fortress
August 26th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Here is the evidence of Jim's infidelity. Poor Amanda. He turned to others for comfort before his 200 free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-7YG_T23I

LindsayNB
August 27th, 2008, 11:03 AM
Here is the evidence of Jim's infidelity. Poor Amanda. He turned to others for comfort before his 200 free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-7YG_T23I

Interesting that the Transamerica movie trailer is the first "related video"...

tjrpatt
August 28th, 2008, 10:54 AM
I was seating right behind where this video was shot. Thank god, I wasn't filmed in the background. I am not offended by the content of the video. I am just offended about my appearance right now.