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Paul Smith
August 13th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Wanna know how to motivate someone...send them an overnight Fed-X package on their birthday with a signed/framed copy of their world record certificate.

Gator humor...

pwb
August 13th, 2009, 07:56 PM
Having a good 50th, then, Paul?

Brian Stack
August 13th, 2009, 08:51 PM
Wanna know how to motivate someone...send them an overnight Fed-X package on their birthday with a signed/framed copy of their world record certificate.

Gator humor...

Relax, it's just a national record! Welcome to the club you old fart!
Happy Birthday:party2:

Kurt Dickson
August 14th, 2009, 01:26 PM
I saw that certificate in Indy; it looks like Eney went to a lot of trouble to stick it to you. Hope you had a good B'day and are not thinking too much about your mortality.:angel:

Lump
August 14th, 2009, 02:46 PM
Wanna know how to motivate someone...send them an overnight Fed-X package on their birthday with a signed/framed copy of their world record certificate.

Gator humor...

That's great! Keith was my college coach at S. Carolina! :D

aquageek
August 14th, 2009, 02:50 PM
Pablo - enjoy your golden years. Don't let prevailing cultural and medical wisdom that your best years are way behind you slow you down. Pull up those black knee socks, grab a geritol shooter and embrace what years you have left.

thewookiee
August 14th, 2009, 02:55 PM
Pablo - enjoy your golden years. Don't let prevailing cultural and medical wisdom that your best years are way behind you slow you down. Pull up those black knee socks, grab a geritol shooter and embrace what years you have left.

Paul, first, Happy Birthday. Second, the advice from the elder statesman, Geek, is spoken from someone that was around before dirt. If that rotten buttplug can still sloth his way through a 500 free, then anyone of any age younger than dirt can as well.

aquageek
August 14th, 2009, 03:30 PM
Shut it, Hairweed, go shave your ear lobes.

thewookiee
August 14th, 2009, 03:38 PM
Shut it, Hairweed, go shave your ear lobes.

Someone is cranky today. Did you lose your denture's at the Shoney's senior citizen breakfast this morning or did you forget to pick-up some more Ensure(knowing that eating meat is tough on your jaw bones)

Paul Smith
August 14th, 2009, 04:49 PM
Paul, first, Happy Birthday. Second, the advice from the elder statesman, Geek, is spoken from someone that was around before dirt. If that rotten buttplug can still sloth his way through a 500 free, then anyone of any age younger than dirt can as well.

Outstanding advice...I printed it out and attached it to that piece of crap Switzer artwork that he and Eney sent...

I'm prepping for Le Pork Chop Switzer hopefully in a Regional SCM meet this fall...

As for Geek...rumor has it Rowdy made him the coat-check girl at the Disneyworld get-together in October!

aquageek
August 14th, 2009, 05:24 PM
As for Geek...rumor has it Rowdy made him the coat-check girl at the Disneyworld get-together in October!

OK, that was pretty funny. Now charge up your Hoveround, have Smith by Marriage double up your Metamucil and get yourself to Orlando.

patrick
August 15th, 2009, 12:01 AM
you were already 50 this year LCM.