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breastroker
August 30th, 2004, 04:09 PM
In todays Times was an article about mountain climbers using Viagra on Mt. Everest. Supposedly they were able to do more work at altitude.

Near the bottom was mention of it's growing use as a performance enhancing drug. Some how this is one swimmers should stay away from. I can see:D :D it now, a whole heat of 50 year old men taking the starting blocks, all spouting rudders!

gull
August 30th, 2004, 04:14 PM
I thought Viagra just helped you throw footballs through a tire swing.

sparx35
August 30th, 2004, 04:15 PM
no apparently viaggra makes a good towel holder...although i wouldnt know!!!!!not tried it!!!!!

Tom Ellison
August 30th, 2004, 04:44 PM
Being blessed enough where use of said product has never been required, I am having trouble relating to this one. Other then swimmers Poll Vaulting off the blocks....what performance enhancing benefits could be derived from utilizing this product?

Gosh, I just had a really demented thought….What if male swimmers used this in conjunction with VO2Max Shampoo…..that would defeat the required need because swimmers would be finishing before they left…or began.


Aw shucks…I’m lost again…..

tjburk
August 30th, 2004, 05:34 PM
I think the combination of VO2Max and Viagra could lead to a new event.....200 Yd Propeller Races!:D

Peter Cruise
August 30th, 2004, 05:42 PM
perhaps we might redefine the 'false start'...

sparx35
August 30th, 2004, 05:52 PM
cor viagra,vo2max....who knows maybe asprin next...where will i be left behind?????perhaps with a limp**ck hair smellin and a darn headache......withall this impediment its a wonder i can get out of bed in a morning!!!!!!!let alone swim 1500m!!!!!

breastroker
August 30th, 2004, 06:11 PM
Actually aspirin is a performancer, I always take the baby aspirin brfore a swim meet. I found out the swimmers from 84 all took one. It thins the blood and allows oxygen to flow to the muscles easier.

So you can still take the aspirin. Just not with Viagra and VO2 Max!

What about the new Viagra, Ciallis, that advertises a 4 hour woody? Come on, whats with that! I guess it is for the Mormons and those who believe in pologamy. Otherwise we could use it for a towel rack:D

Darn, this thread deteriated fast.

Best quote of the week
Viagra just helped you throw footballs through a tire swing

aquageek
August 30th, 2004, 07:52 PM
It certainly would make for some stiff competition.

Conniekat8
August 30th, 2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
Being blessed enough where use of said product has never been required, I am having trouble relating to this one. Other then swimmers Poll Vaulting off the blocks....what performance enhancing benefits could be derived from utilizing this product?


Better hand-eye coordination? Build hand and arm muscles?

Scansy
August 30th, 2004, 09:54 PM
That "rudder" would create more drag! (Although some would get more drag than others). On the other hand, during a backstroke it could be used in conjunction with a baggy suit to create a sort of sail!

And actually, it brings new meaning to the question "What is your favorite stroke?"

Conniekat8
August 30th, 2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Scansy
That "rudder" would create more drag! (Although some would get more drag than others). On the other hand, during a backstroke it could be used in conjunction with a baggy suit to create a sort of sail!


Maybe guys can use ikt as something to sight while doing backstoke? Help them go straight ;)

Peter Cruise
August 30th, 2004, 10:01 PM
Connie- maybe a little something for the goody bag at Nats....

Scansy
August 30th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Peter Cruise
Connie- maybe a little something for the goody bag at Nats....

Just don't give any to Aquageek if he is in his clown suit. His big red feet might get bigger!

breastroker
August 30th, 2004, 10:49 PM
Instead of hanging the medals arround the neck, a new place to hang them.

Conniekat8
August 31st, 2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by breastroker
Instead of hanging the medals arround the neck, a new place to hang them.

Uh, oh, I guess if we decide to go with the plaques, we may have a bit of a problem :eek:

gull
August 31st, 2004, 09:50 AM
The other day an elderly gentleman requested a prescription for Viagrow.

Tom Ellison
August 31st, 2004, 10:07 AM
I heard on the news last week that a Jr. High school kid over in Syracuse got into his dad’s Viagra and ended up in the hospital with third deg. burns on his hands.

Tom Ellison
August 31st, 2004, 10:18 AM
Connie Quote

“Better hand-eye coordination? Build hand and arm muscles?”

Gosh Connie, I learn something every day….I never realized I could strengthen my hand muscles by doing push ups….

swimr4life
August 31st, 2004, 11:07 AM
Thank-you for making me laugh my head off this morning! You are hilarious! FINALLY, a good funny thread to follow! :o :D

gull
August 31st, 2004, 11:10 AM
Ciallis might be better for those three day meets.

Mark in MD
August 31st, 2004, 12:01 PM
Now that I have picked myself off the floor several times after laughing so hard, might I make a suggestion for Wayne's first post? Install a special pool with ice-water for cool-downs. Should take care of "the problem." Also, would the Starter at the meet Wayne mentions, instead of "Swimmers, take your mark, " say, "Swimmers, attention!"

And Tom, don't talk about Ralph and Mr. Moose that way! And Connie, plaques do come with holes drilled in the back for hanging.

Geez ... and I was having a bad day so far. Not now! Thanks, you guys! Ain't this crowd great?

WARNING! Don't drink a soda out of a can while reading these posts. Now I have to go home and change my shirt. :p

Scansy
August 31st, 2004, 12:41 PM
There are ads on the radio here in the Philadelphia market for a product that is made from crushed viagra tablets. Supposed to make it work faster. The ad even has the sound of an engine reving in the background as the announcer says "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines".

We could use that as the start for these newly proposed propeller races.

And the after meet happy hours could become a whole lot more interesting......:o

gull
August 31st, 2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by breastroker
What about the new Viagra, Ciallis, that advertises a 4 hour woody?

Actually that's listed under adverse reactions.

I guess it depends on your perspective.

Tom Ellison
August 31st, 2004, 01:38 PM
Actually Gull...it would be HER perspective.....:p

Scansy
August 31st, 2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
Actually Gull...it would be HER perspective.....:p

Unless you are the governor of NJ - then it is HIS..... oh, never mind.

breastroker
August 31st, 2004, 02:36 PM
Normally they have a speed reader for adverse reactions, but for Ciallis the speak sloooow and clear so that everyone (man and woman) and understand that you may have a 4 hour woody:D

Tom Ellison
August 31st, 2004, 02:37 PM
Paul...Go to your room and sit in the corner....Bad boy.....

Mark in MD
August 31st, 2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
Paul...Go to your room and sit in the corner....Bad boy..... Nothing like having Mr. Moose as the hallway monitor. What next?

Scansy
August 31st, 2004, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Mark in MD
Nothing like having Mr. Moose as the hallway monitor. What next?

Actually, I think it is Ralph who is the monitor! Must be tough for Tom - he must always be in his room. It's impossible to get away with anything when the voices...er, I mean the monitors...... are in your head.

Tom Ellison
August 31st, 2004, 03:05 PM
Mr. Moose is a nice Moose...Ralph...well....Ralph is a bit off the wall...and I simply attempt to find some semblance of normality in here with these guys...So, no picking on Mr. Moose….

tjburk
August 31st, 2004, 03:22 PM
Hey Mark...Ice Water Cool Down Pools would only help to strengthen the Glacier Breaker!:D Could be a another new race! 200 Yd Ice Ramming!!!!:D

Scansy
August 31st, 2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by tjburk
Hey Mark...Ice Water Cool Down Pools would only help to strengthen the Glacier Breaker!:D Could be a another new race! 200 Yd Ice Ramming!!!!:D

I don't know about you, but I ain't ramming no glaciers with my performance enhanced propeller - you should only use a tool for the job it was intended for!

tjburk
August 31st, 2004, 03:44 PM
Hey Paul....remember...this is in conjunction with VO2Max Shampoo. You wouldn't feel a thing....you would meet yourself at the start while you're finishing....err....you'd meet yourself at the finish while you're starting....err...I am getting a headache thinking about it! Can someone else straighten:D me out?

Guvnah
August 31st, 2004, 03:44 PM
Up, periscope!

Msparks378
September 1st, 2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by tjburk
Hey Paul....remember...this is in conjunction with VO2Max Shampoo. You wouldn't feel a thing....you would meet yourself at the start while you're finishing....err....you'd meet yourself at the finish while you're starting....err...I am getting a headache thinking about it! Can someone else straighten:D me out?

Straighten you out?? Isn't that a job for Viagra?

:)

Michael

Peter Cruise
September 2nd, 2004, 01:07 AM
uh, Wayne...maybe this viagra thing should be brought up at your convention...you might get a straight answer

breastroker
September 2nd, 2004, 01:31 AM
I can't believe you said that!:D :D :D

This thread is good for a smile or two a day.

Where is ConnieKat? She could add Viagra and Ciallis to the Social next year:p

That would be perfect for a big meet advertiser and great for the goody bags at Nationals? A gift that keeps on giving?

But then we would ALL know who was taking the stuff before the social.

Conniekat8
September 2nd, 2004, 02:57 AM
Uh-oh...
I dunno I'd wanna be a girl in a roomfull of boys whom have had their hand in 'that' goodie bag just before attending the social. :eek: ;)

Second thought, I';m thinking about how much money we'd save on putting up a scaffolding for the shade tents at the pool

I'd have a tent here a tent there, tent, tent everywhere :p

Hey, I'm a practical kind of a girl :D ;) :p

Conniekat8
September 2nd, 2004, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by tjburk
Hey Mark...Ice Water Cool Down Pools would only help to strengthen the Glacier Breaker!:D Could be a another new race! 200 Yd Ice Ramming!!!!:D

Uh-oh, and we wasted all this money on installing hot showers in Men's locker rooms?

breastroker
September 2nd, 2004, 10:16 AM
With your engineering background you would be using laser rangefinders to determine the tallest tent post. And engineers are always worried about saving money:D

waves101
September 2nd, 2004, 10:25 AM
Backstrokers would have it the worst. They'd have to have all new records for wind-aided events (depending on indoor ventilation and outdoor winds) because the sail would certainly be flying. That'd be just like track and we all know where that sport is currently.

Scansy
September 2nd, 2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by breastroker
I can't believe you said that!:D :D :D

This thread is good for a smile or two a day.

Where is ConnieKat? She could add Viagra and Ciallis to the Social next year:p

That would be perfect for a big meet advertiser and great for the goody bags at Nationals? A gift that keeps on giving?

But then we would ALL know who was taking the stuff before the social.

But would it be in the goody bag for the boys or girls?

Scansy
September 2nd, 2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by breastroker
With your engineering background you would be using laser rangefinders to determine the tallest tent post. And engineers are always worried about saving money:D

That's one way to find the tallest post..... But certainly not the most fun way.;)

Scansy
September 2nd, 2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Conniekat8
Uh-oh...
I dunno I'd wanna be a girl in a roomfull of boys whom have had their hand in 'that' goodie bag just before attending the social. :eek: ;)


Can you imagine a roomf full of guys all being real careful about their turning radius?

jroddin
September 2nd, 2004, 12:35 PM
I just logged on to the discussion forum and saw that there were recent postings to both this thread and the elbow pain thread. I just hope they aren't related.

Leonard Jansen
September 2nd, 2004, 02:15 PM
ROTFLMAO!

You'll know they are if there is a sudden increase in people inquiring about where to get prescription goggles.

-LBJ

Tom Ellison
September 2nd, 2004, 02:16 PM
They are seriously related to Old Dog, Wayne & MarkMD....but NOT Mr. Moose....or Ralph...honest...

Conniekat8
September 3rd, 2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by waves101
Backstrokers would have it the worst. They'd have to have all new records for wind-aided events (depending on indoor ventilation and outdoor winds) because the sail would certainly be flying. That'd be just like track and we all know where that sport is currently.

Perhaps the baggy training shorts would be helpful in the backstroke... down the wind.
Is there a rule against training shorts in competition?

Conniekat8
September 3rd, 2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by breastroker
With your engineering background you would be using laser rangefinders to determine the tallest tent post. And engineers are always worried about saving money:D

I think I could assemble an all-female comittee and make it a judged event. Much like diving or synchro swimming.

Tom Ellison
September 3rd, 2004, 02:22 PM
Yea Connie...but you would be biased....because you have professional training with respect to measurments....:D

tjburk
September 3rd, 2004, 04:54 PM
I see the possibility of a full Sailing Regatta!!!!!:D "Man the Main Sail":p

Peter Cruise
September 4th, 2004, 02:23 PM
I sense this thread is drooping, losing interest...

breastroker
September 4th, 2004, 02:38 PM
Peter,
Even Ciallis can only claim 4 hours:D

Connie, The problem with judging is judges can be bribed:D

Peter Cruise
September 4th, 2004, 03:44 PM
I've been looking to see one of our usual stalwarts step in and pump up the thread, but everyone's strangely...hesitant...unsure...lacking confidence...posting performance anxiety?

Scansy
September 5th, 2004, 09:59 AM
Maybe we need a reference to VO2Max, or possibly hot coffee. How about early blooming? Certainly there must be a joke about Viagra and growing a new bloom.

We need a new Viagra joke.....it's right on the tip of my tongue....

gull
September 5th, 2004, 06:57 PM
Certainly wouldn't need sophisticated drug tests to find the abusers.

Doesn't this also fall under the...appendage...category for FINA?

Conniekat8
September 7th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by breastroker
Peter,
Even Ciallis can only claim 4 hours:D

Connie, The problem with judging is judges can be bribed:D

No worries, most guys haven't caught on how to bribe a girl :P ;)

Conniekat8
September 7th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Peter Cruise
I've been looking to see one of our usual stalwarts step in and pump up the thread, but everyone's strangely...hesitant...unsure...lacking confidence...posting performance anxiety?

nah, you just need a girl in the thread, that'll keep it going.

Conniekat8
September 7th, 2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Scansy
Maybe we need a reference to VO2Max, or possibly hot coffee. How about early blooming? Certainly there must be a joke about Viagra and growing a new bloom.

We need a new Viagra joke.....it's right on the tip of my tongue....

Wouldn't the individuals with more developed VO2max have an unfair advantage, even with Viagra?
That would make it for a very uneven playing field. ;P

gull
September 8th, 2004, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Conniekat8
Wouldn't the individuals with more developed VO2max have an unfair advantage, even with Viagra?

Only in endurance events.

Tom Ellison
September 8th, 2004, 10:24 AM
I am a distance guy.....and ....the inventor of VO2 MAX Shampoo...
Even I AM FEARFUL of combining Viagra with VO2 MAX Shampoo....
Like I said a few months ago in a similar post...the only time in recorded history that was done....the poor guy is now hired out to Brown & Root drilling off shore oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico.....tread lightly with that combination....and be careful what you wish for...:D

Scansy
September 8th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Conniekat8
nah, you just need a girl in the thread, that'll keep it going.

A girl might keep this thread up....near the top of the list:o

But that darn Moose keeps bringing the thread down....

Tom Ellison
September 8th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Paul..trust me.....Mr. Moose keeps more then this thread UP...:D

Scansy
September 8th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
Paul..trust me.....Mr. Moose keeps more then this thread UP...:D

I hear he has very large and hard antlers due to mistakenly taking the wrong pill for his headache!

Tom Ellison
September 8th, 2004, 05:47 PM
Funny you mention that Paul…in reality he mistakenly took some of that Viagra stuff when we were out in Wyoming and the hunters didn’t even try to shoot him because they thought he was a tree…..See, some things work out for the better….the problem though, was the Park Rangers in the Yellowstone were really mad….he really WORE OUT his welcome with the indigenous population…..

laineybug
September 9th, 2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Conniekat8
Uh-oh...
I dunno I'd wanna be a girl in a roomfull of boys whom have had their hand in 'that' goodie bag just before attending the social. :eek: ;)



But think of the service you would be doing for USMS, that kinda thing in a goodie bag might help to spawn a whole new generation of USMS swimmers, of course USMS would have to wait 19 years.

Peter Cruise
September 9th, 2004, 08:06 PM
Spawning? We're very big on that up here in the Pacific Northwest...

Conniekat8
September 10th, 2004, 01:51 AM
Tree? Off shore drilling???
Ryyyyght ;) :p
Okay, this is starting to resemble the good ole fishing stories.

Who wouldda thunk that Trouts came in Whale sizes! Big enough to stuff and mount on the wall (a Sears Tower facade)

Tom Ellison
September 10th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Connie
No really.....HONEST.....

tjburk
September 10th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Connie......"There I was......" Oh never mind..I'll just have to show you!;) :D

Tom Ellison
September 10th, 2004, 10:47 AM
Tracy, if you took Viagra and used VO2MAX Shampoo at the same time, you could have an affair with the Holland Tunnel…..

tjburk
September 10th, 2004, 11:01 AM
Tom, I was able to do that before I took those....you should see me now:D ;)

Tom Ellison
September 10th, 2004, 11:02 AM
Naaa, I'll leave that UP to Connie......

tjburk
September 10th, 2004, 11:07 AM
Ohhhhhh.......Connie................???????????:D ;)

breastroker
September 10th, 2004, 12:55 PM
Good quote Connie
Who wouldda thunk that Trouts came in Whale sizes

Guys, Connie is an engineer, she automatically devides men's stories by four, except with tom. Devide by 12 because Marines exagerate:p

Tom Ellison
September 10th, 2004, 03:08 PM
Wayne:
Yes WE do....but we know the difference between a rifle and a gun....one is for pleasure the other for fun....left-right-left...carry on, I'll be in the area all day...

breastroker
September 10th, 2004, 03:27 PM
In the Navy, our rifles were pieces, and our short arms were for fun:D Guns were 5 inch, 8 inch, and 16 inch in diameter:D

Tom Ellison
September 10th, 2004, 03:49 PM
Squids never could get it right....Rifles are NOT pieces....that is what rifles were for.....:p

breastroker
September 10th, 2004, 07:17 PM
Hey Tom, I can still do the manual at arms, and still recite parts of the UCMJ! How sick is that!

Conniekat8
September 10th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Shhesh... Boys and their guns, pieces, whatever they like to call tehm...
Say, did you name your gun?

Scansy
September 11th, 2004, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by Conniekat8
Tree? Off shore drilling???
Ryyyyght ;) :p
Okay, this is starting to resemble the good ole fishing stories.

Who wouldda thunk that Trouts came in Whale sizes! Big enough to stuff and mount on the wall (a Sears Tower facade)

But I wear I size 15EEE shoe!:)

Scansy
September 11th, 2004, 02:21 AM
Honest Injun!

Scansy
September 11th, 2004, 02:23 AM
Really, I swear!


And you know what they say about people with big feet!

Scansy
September 11th, 2004, 02:24 AM
They have a great big kick!

breastroker
September 11th, 2004, 02:48 AM
My 10 EEE give me nothing but a great breaststroke kick!

Maybe with Viagra:D ;)

Peter Cruise
September 11th, 2004, 06:20 PM
but it is not how big your feet are, but how flexible your ankles are...

breastroker
September 11th, 2004, 06:37 PM
It is a combination of both. I doubt I would have as good a kick if I had size 7 AA feet. And I can lay on the floor and clap the soles of my feet together like seal flippers:D

Kitajima's coach feels the ankle snap at the end of the kick is the most important item of the kick. Duh, every great breaststroker does that naturally!

Now if I could only use Viagra to make the bottoms of my feet grow, say to a size 17 EEE:D :D Just dreaming

Peter Cruise
September 11th, 2004, 06:39 PM
Wayne, that on-the-floor trick would would be a good group-focus device at your upcoming convention...

breastroker
September 11th, 2004, 06:50 PM
Kids always get a kick out of it, my clapping of my feet.

But I don't think it will offer much entertainment for adults, unless we were REALLY bored.

Scansy
September 11th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by breastroker
Kids always get a kick out of it, my clapping of my feet.

But I don't think it will offer much entertainment for adults, unless we were REALLY bored.

Or really drunk!:D

Conniekat8
September 12th, 2004, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Scansy
But I wear I size 15EEE shoe!:)

Take off your fins! NOW!
I think you're sufferning from ingrown fins!

Conniekat8
September 12th, 2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by breastroker
My 10 EEE give me nothing but a great breaststroke kick!

Maybe with Viagra:D ;)

I think this is where the higher age groups would be at advantage... Much like flexible ankles, older age groupers, even after viagra would produce less drag. ;)

Conniekat8
September 12th, 2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by breastroker
Kids always get a kick out of it, my clapping of my feet.

But I don't think it will offer much entertainment for adults, unless we were REALLY bored.

Yeah, who needs Viagra when there's Alka-Seltzer :D

Peter Cruise
September 12th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Connie, you're leaving me behind with the alka seltzer...where is Tom when we need him to bring sense to this thread?

Scansy
September 13th, 2004, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Peter Cruise
...where is Tom when we need him to bring sense to this thread?

Wow, never thought I would hear that!

tjburk
September 13th, 2004, 09:57 AM
Connie, Halls' cough drops are good to use too!:D ;) :D

Tom Ellison
September 13th, 2004, 11:15 AM
I'm lost again....

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 04:27 PM
surely we need to schwing this over to the NSR thread for a resurrection...
:joker:

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 04:45 PM
This makes me realize how very much I miss Tom Ellison and Conniekat! COME BACK YOU GUYS!

Rob Copeland
April 26th, 2007, 04:53 PM
surely we need to schwing this over to the NSR thread for a resurrection...
:joker:Schwung...

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 05:32 PM
EL PRESIDENTE- does this make you a swinger? :smooch:

I got all excited, not like THAT, but I thought Mr. Moose was back. And then I read the dates. sniff sniff (insert crying smiley)

Mr. Moo-ooooose, where are you? Come home.

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 05:33 PM
I did the same thing Karen.........

Miss his sense of humor around here!!!

ensignada
April 26th, 2007, 06:21 PM
Jeez, the controversial threads since I joined 6 months ago are TAME compared to this puppy.

:eek:

gull
April 26th, 2007, 10:04 PM
The other day I refilled a Viagra prescription for one of my patients. He said he only needed four, and laughed. Apparently when he gets into bed at night, his wife says, "You didn't take one of those damn pills, did you?"

The Fortress
April 27th, 2007, 01:32 AM
Jeez, the controversial threads since I joined 6 months ago are TAME compared to this puppy.

:eek:

No kidding! So we were allowed to be funny in 2004, but not in 2007 ... How odd. :rofl: Even the Geek was some "stiff competition" on this thread. And to think I got sh*t for a little WonderWoman push up bra comment on the superhero thread. (Karen: You have to take the unashamed inanity superhero quiz so we can see who you are! Plus, if you do, the thread will then be bumped to the nsr section.) Although I would note that Jim Clemmons also commented on thongs and push up bras. I am going off to be Jim Thornton's masseuse at the Race Club now after reading this stuff. ROFLMAO.

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 01:35 AM
gull;89738
The other day I refilled a Viagra prescription for one of my patients. He said he only needed four, and laughed. Apparently when he gets into bed at night, his wife says, "You didn't take one of those damn pills, did you?"


He should first offer her a glass of water and an aspirin. Then she'll say, "Why? I don't have a headache." There's his opening...........gambit.

laineybug
April 27th, 2007, 09:06 AM
He said he only needed four, and laughed."

Just four?????????????

Ohhhhhhhhh, once a week!

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 09:30 AM
Just four?????????????

Ohhhhhhhhh, once a week!

Yeah Lainey , I guess he's doing 6000 yards each day the rest of the week! Hoorah! for 2500yards 3x a week.

:rofl: :rofl:

Leonard Jansen
April 27th, 2007, 09:54 AM
He should first offer her a glass of water and an aspirin. Then she'll say, "Why? I don't have a headache." There's his opening...........gambit.

Inspired, truly inspired.

-LBJ