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ande
May 20th, 2005, 07:00 AM
here's a first draft of my latest lyric,
perhaps it's one many of us can unfortunately relate to
doesn't everyone want FAB ABS?

also if you've lost your six pack
maybe it's turned into a one pack or a keg
what do we need to do to get it back?

Ande



Get My Six Pack Back
by ande rasmussen

verse 1
when I look in the mirror (sung: mere)
it's been many years
since I've seen those four lines
When I was a teen
I was lean and mean
now i've made up my mind

chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i'm tired of this tummy fat
I want my belly ripped and flat
I'm gonna get my six pack back

verse 2
I hate what I see
what's happened to me
lord I've let myself go
I'm so out of shape
with this big soft waist
this gut has gotta go

chorus chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i wanna sport a rock hard rack
I want my belly ripped and flat
I gotta get my six pack back

Bridge
I'll eat right drink water
and work out
I'll quit beer then look hotter
there's no doubt

chorus 1 repeats

SwiminONandON
May 20th, 2005, 10:09 AM
Love the song but can't beer and a six pack co-exist

tjrpatt
May 20th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Of course, if you go to the plastic surgeon to get a six pack!!!!!

Seagurl51
May 20th, 2005, 11:03 AM
That reminds me of one of my favorite saying... "I do have a six pack, it's under my keg."

Those are great lyrics Ande!!

Guvnah
May 20th, 2005, 01:05 PM
Once I had a hernia operation.

I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture...

When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture.

Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor?

jswim
May 20th, 2005, 03:20 PM
ROFL!.. Great story!

Ande.. LOVELY song. I think you've got a hit there!
you're goin' places baby!

SwiminONandON
May 20th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Guvnah, that is HYSTERICAL ... love it!

Ande, you have not responded to the challenge I threw down in your blog.

tjrpatt
May 20th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Guvnah
Once I had a hernia operation.

I gave the surgeon a snapshot of my belly, and on the snapshot I had drawn how I wanted my long-disappeared six pack to look. I asked him, if he had any time and any inclination, could he take a little surgical detour and make my belly look like the picture...

When I awoke I saw that he had taken a surgical pen and drawn onto my belly the same lines that I had drawn on the picture.

Who says surgeons don't have a sense of humor?

I saw somewhere on TV that they use some kind of makeup to make the guys look like they have 6 packs on photos especially.

ande
May 22nd, 2005, 09:12 AM
Rewrote the bridge


Get My Six Pack Back
by ande rasmussen

verse 1
when I look in the mirror (sung: mere)
it's been many years
since I've seen those four lines
When I was a teen
I was lean and mean
now i've made up my mind

chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i'm tired of this tummy fat
I want my belly ripped and flat
I'm gonna get my six pack back

verse 2
I hate what I see
what's happened to me
lord I've let myself go
I'm so out of shape
with this big soft waist
this gut has gotta go

chorus chorus
i'm gonna get my six pack back
i wanna sport a rock hard rack
this blubber's under attack
I'm gonna get my six pack back

Bridge
I'll work off what I've gained
I'll work out hard
I'm determinded to lose
this layer of lard

chorus 1 repeats