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Xenadiva
July 2nd, 2005, 06:43 PM
I'm going to create some swimming t-shirts and I was wondering if anyone had any cool one liners about swimming....funny sayings, etc.....that would be cool on a t-shirt......

Thanks

Sabretooth Tiger
July 2nd, 2005, 07:35 PM
"The older I get, the faster I was"

Sam Perry
July 2nd, 2005, 07:57 PM
Masters Swimming - Last One Alive Wins!

jim clemmons
July 2nd, 2005, 08:12 PM
There's an earlier thread that has a large collection in existance around here someplace.

Just wish I could locate it for you..........

mbmg3282
July 2nd, 2005, 09:24 PM
http://forums.usms.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3822

I think this is what you are looking for Jim.

tjburk
July 5th, 2005, 09:31 AM
My favorite is still....Pain in practice is weakness leaving your body!!!!!:D

etrain
July 5th, 2005, 09:41 AM
Best one I have found!!!
"We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes"

etrain

Sonic Swimmer78
July 5th, 2005, 11:08 AM
Here's one!

This is based off a song I recorded recently....

"We've got Blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and.... WATER!!"

jswim
July 5th, 2005, 05:26 PM
those are all great!..

I don't know if this is aloud or not, but I had a shirt once that simply read "chlorine the breakfast of champions"..

Loved it! but haven't been able to find it since. I think it was a local club's shirt one year that ended up selling in a local swim shop.


J.

geochuck
July 5th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Met a person the other day and told her "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"

mattson
July 5th, 2005, 08:17 PM
"You take a swimmer out of water, and they'll break things (like their legs, arms, ...)"

To which you reply, "Sure coach, I won't go skiing this weekend. Really."

geochuck
July 5th, 2005, 10:35 PM
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

jswim
July 7th, 2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by geochuck
Met a person the other day and told her "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"

LOVE IT!.. print it!

PhillyFish
July 8th, 2005, 10:09 PM
It's hard, It's wet, and It's fast!
Master's Swimming



Quote from a swimming friends t-shirt

geochuck
July 8th, 2005, 10:20 PM
I was in Hawaii and saw a wonderful looking Japanesse couple walking across the street with matching "T" Shirts they said "We Are Olympic Athlete".