Geek and Gull?

[Paul Smith]

I have a new theory.....

After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....

Geek and Gull are the same person!

The photo was "doctored"

The times posted from the meet were "doctored"

What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I'm sure of it!

I'm correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come!

PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year!

[SwimStud]

I have a new theory.....

After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....

Geek and Gull are the same person!

The photo was "doctored"

The times posted from the meet were "doctored"

What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I'm sure of it!

I'm correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come!

PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year!

Have you guys not figured out that I am also M Phelps and that Breast video, and the Brit thing is really a ruse to throw you off...

[The Fortress]

I have a new theory.....

After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....

Geek and Gull are the same person!

The photo was "doctored"

The times posted from the meet were "doctored"

What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I'm sure of it!

I'm correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come!

PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year!


Not a bad theory! I think the photo was doctored just so I'd look like a blithering idiot when I nominated it for "Best Photo of 2007" on the "USMS threadies" thread. I fell right into their clever trap.

Now, as to being the "same person" .... I'll just confess right now. I'm really the same person as Swimr4Life. We've just been pretending to be twins and FAF Sistas. We take "turns" swimming at nationals, her in 2005, me in 2006. Obviously, the bit about my left shoulder hurting and her right shoulder hurting is just a ploy. Y'all know we're the same poster.;)

As for Terry/Kaizen/Ion, it's a mystery where he's gone. He must be off on some world wide TI travel spree again. (No doubt, that's why you're taking over as the resident TI guru/advocate, Paul.) Or maybe I told him to "lighten up" too often and he decided to lighten up his posting .... :dunno:

It sure is boring without the bipolar multiple personalities ...

[aquageek]

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response.

[SwimStud]

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response.

http://forums.usms.org/showthread.php?t=7405

There's plenty of swimming threads to comment on.

[The Fortress]

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response.

And I've been on pins and needles waiting for your comment on the "And how do I fall in love with the 400 IM?" thread ... I'll look for a poem instead.

[Paul Smith]

Damn I'm good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get a bite that quick! :groovy:

All take note; Interesting that the Geek personality came out first which I believe says something about the "strength" of these two personalities.....I would now theorize that the "Gull" will come back with a more logical, less sarcastic reply...and almost certainly tie it in with some Doggie Houser medical jargon.

The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!!

PS: It also happens to be national pancake day....maybe this has something do with the remergence?

[The Fortress]

Damn I'm good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get bite that quick! :groovy:

The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!!


It's a sad day when Gull doesn't even comment on the new fastskin pro ...

I thought the Geek was a fan of NSR posts. Didn't he just brag about his own predilection for NSR posting?

[scyfreestyler]

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response.

Haiku? :coffee:

[Peter Cruise]

Gesundheit, Matt.

[scyfreestyler]

Thank you!

[Peter Cruise]

Paul- I sense that you are suffering from wine withdrawal. Always remember that the wine quota that you don't drink while trying to slim down can be saved for later. A worthy goal. BTW, you are in the early lead for the Forum's Thread Arsonist of 2007 award.

[meldyck]

May I hazzard a guess here that Mr. Smyth the elder has far too much time on his hands? This must mean that he is temporarily off travel duty and is back to shoveling snow (and other things) at his place in Evergreen. Aren't there some worthy JanSport accounts that need attention Paul Pescado?

-- mel

[poolraat]

As for Terry/Kaizen/Ion, it's a mystery where he's gone. He must be off on some world wide TI travel spree again. ....Or maybe I told him to "lighten up" too often and he decided to lighten up his posting .... :dunno: ....

Or he just got fed up with all the inanity, NSR posting and other shenanigans.

[Seagurl51]

Have you guys not figured out that I am also M Phelps ...


I knew we were friends for a reason. ;)


:rofl:

[Paul Smith]

May I hazzard a guess here that Mr. Smyth the elder has far too much time on his hands? This must mean that he is temporarily off travel duty and is back to shoveling snow (and other things) at his place in Evergreen. Aren't there some worthy JanSport accounts that need attention Paul Pescado?

-- mel

Man I knew I threw a huge piece of bait out there and snagging the Geek was a major accomplishment......but a visit from Mel????!!!

We're not worthy, we're not worthy!!

Wait....is Mel one of the mulitiple personalities?

Peter (and Mel)....My knee is screwed up which means EVERY form of workout I would normally be involved in has had a set back, which means no nationals, I'm fat, I'm laying off the beer & vino for awhile, we have 6' of snow on the ground over are property, my new VP is pain in the....so...can you imagine why Laura is going on VERY long runs lately?!

[meldyck]

Pescado,

that's terrible news about your knee - sorry to hear it.

But, on a less serious note, could we take your good shoulders and Smyth the Younger's good knees and combine the two. Maybe we could call the creation John Paul Smyth....

-- mel

[aquageek]

This is horrifying, all this love, especially when a Smith is involved. Can I expect a love poem soon?

[SwimStud]

Can I expect a love poem soon?

Aqaugeek, Aquageek, why is it you like to freak?
Invisible lurker, why do you seldom speak?
Is it your senses we tweak?
You don't have to act so meek?
As tears of frustration leak,
Down your rose colured cheek.
Is it some swimming meat that you seek?
Oh Aquageek, Aquageek come smile or again we'll pique...



:smooch: ;)

[Karen Duggan]

Ah, some things never change. It's good to know you're all still here and completely nuts :bow:

I can vouch for Tall Paul having at least one personality. I finally got to meet him last November (I think) when he and Laura came to one of the WCM 's practices. They're great, in a Kellogg's sort of way!

Paul, with injuries, does this mean you can't go climbing with Pat? :dunno:

(These icons are great! When did they get here?)

[Peter Cruise]

Geekity and Gullygee swim together in perfect harmony
Side by side in the swimming pool, oh lord why don't we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in everyone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

[swimr4life]

HI KAREN!! We've missed you! Glad you're back.:applaud:

[swimr4life]

I have a new theory.....

After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....

Geek and Gull are the same person!


Oh the green, the purple! :rofl: (Cybil reference)

[The Fortress]

Or he just got fed up with all the inanity, NSR posting and other shenanigans.

Maybe your shenanigans Poolraat ... :thhbbb: :thhbbb: :thhbbb:

[poolraat]

Maybe your shenanigans Poolraat ... :thhbbb: :thhbbb: :thhbbb:


And you're so innocent?:p

[The Fortress]

And you're so innocent?:p

Pure as the driven snow. :banana:

I'm no trouble at all. And if you don't believe me, I will attack you with my monofin.

[poolraat]

And if you don't believe me, I will attack you with my monofin.

Careful! I'll soon have one of my own to fend you off with. :groovy:

[Allen Stark]

I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima and I have been posting almost correct breaststroke info to throw off the American's. Also I am not a cheat,the Olympic films were doctored,It's all so unfair:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[newmastersswimmer]

I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima and I have been posting almost correct breaststroke info to throw off the American's. Also I am not a cheat,the Olympic films were doctored,It's all so unfair

posted by Allen Stark


I always knew there was something really sketchy about you Allen!! :rofl:


Newmastersswimmer

[The Fortress]

I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima

I knew who I was getting advice from the whole time. ;)

My working theory is that Le Naguer is Gull. I've heard Gull throw around le francais.

[quicksilver]

Those of us with kids...traditionally have this week off from school...at least here in the NorthEast we do. I suspect Dr. Gull is on vacation somewhere.

Speaking of school...I went to college with G Gordon's kids. They were on the swimming and water polo teams as well. Talk about a unique individual.

[newmastersswimmer]

Speaking of school...I went to college with G Gordon's kids. They were on the swimming and water polo teams as well. Talk about a unique individual. posted by quicksilver

Could they also hold one of thier hands over a burrning candle for over a minute without flinching?....I think I would rather just swim a 1650...but hey thats just me I suppose.

Newmastersswimmer

[quicksilver]

Oddly enough they were not the Uber children which he had hoped to produce. Short with dark hair. But they were tough.

Water polo probably provided a good oulet for this side. Glad they were on our team is all I can say.

[FlyQueen]

I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima and I have been posting almost correct breaststroke info to throw off the American's. Also I am not a cheat,the Olympic films were doctored,It's all so unfair:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Are we all revealing our secret identities? I wouldn't want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...

[newmastersswimmer]

Are we all revealing our secret identities? I wouldn't want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...

posted by FlyQueen (AKA Jenny Thompson)

So we're playing trivia games now are we Jenny?...LOL!!

Newmastersswimmer

[tjburk]

If we are all actually outing ourselves.....my real name is Mark S. Anyone want to race?:dunno: :groovy:

[tjburk]

By the way....Welcome back Karen....Where ya been hiding?

[The Fortress]

Are we all revealing our secret identities? I wouldn't want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...
posted by FlyQueen (AKA Jenny Thompson)
So we're playing trivia games now are we Jenny?...LOL!!
Newmastersswimmer

FlyQueen is already on record as being Natalie Coughlin.

I think Peter is on record as being Jean Luc Picard, the famous breaststroker.

[newmastersswimmer]

Cruise already busted me on my secret identity a while ago....I'm an intergalactic time traveler from the future....sent here to assist LBJ with the assimilation of the entire human race into butterfliers and racewalkers....LOL!!:D

Newmastersswimmer

[Peter Cruise]

And that would destroy civilization.

[The Fortress]

And that would destroy civilization.

Can't believe everything you read on the internet, Jean Luc.

:rofl:

[Peter Cruise]

Touche. I am wounded to the quick, zut alors...