Three word story

[Michael Heather]

This thread will have a storyline that is developed by each succeeding poster adding just three words. Punctuation does not count as a word, so please use it if it makes the story work. Proper spelling and grammar is appreciated by everyone. I'll start.









In the beginning...








.

[The Fortress]

... there was "Eve" ...

[FlyQueen]

Eve liked to

[Seagurl51]

dance around wildly

[3strokes]

dance around wildly

,also around Adam

[globuggie]

(who was called

[SwimStud]

a rotten appple

[blainesapprentice]

simply because he

[swimr4life]

had gas problems.

[goggles]

So bad, that

[Slowswim]

after he eat...

[swimr4life]

broccoli and beans

[Seagurl51]

you must leave

[swimr4life]

because of the

[3strokes]

because of the


pole that would.........

[poolraat]

pole that would.........


beat him severely...

[islandsox]

so Eve decided

[SwimStud]

to swim 18

[islandsox]

lengths of a

[Seagurl51]

pudding filled LCM

[SwimStud]

10' paddling pool,

[Seagurl51]

full of noodles



(p.s. Stud, I like your new signature. Love you.) :rofl:

[The Fortress]

which was amazing

[newmastersswimmer]

and tasted good

[SwimStud]

only because of



(Yeah Kyra I had to . Love you. :joker: )

[ensignada]

the high transfats

[SwimStud]

and added marmite

[ensignada]

to add texture.

[newmastersswimmer]

then you sing

[Karen Duggan]

Kumbayah and then

[SwimStud]

hug everyone who

[FlyQueen]

who has fun

[SwimStud]

writing love poems

[3strokes]

...that would affect.....

[imspoiled]

swooning masters swimmers

[swimr4life]

because they are

[globuggie]

the best at

[SwimStud]

supporting each other

[Seagurl51]

in various ways

[Karen Duggan]

in bed because :rofl:

[SwimStud]

of swimmer's shoulder

[Karen Duggan]

and you know

[Seagurl51]

that one time

[Karen Duggan]

the pole had

(sorry I was compelled to bring in the pole!)

[tjburk]

bent in half

[swimr4life]

bent in half
but Viagra fixed :rofl:

[poolraat]

but Viagra fixed :rofl:

this embarrassing :eek: problem

[newmastersswimmer]

It...Oh My!

[tjburk]

Can you see

[3strokes]

Can you see

the woman swimmer

[Karen Duggan]

who will be (fixed it Peter :) )

[Peter Cruise]

lusting after Michael

[aquaFeisty]

Phelps, that is

[The Fortress]

until she sees

[Peter Cruise]

Boris Yeltsin's funeral

[Michael Heather]

and the enormous






.

[islandsox]

size of his

[swim4me]

size of his

shoulders that are

[Seagurl51]

pefectly toned and

[swim4me]

and yet so

[Jayhawk]

drunk and disorderly

[Seagurl51]

dancing on bars

[SwimStud]

in a Speedo

[poolraat]

in a Speedo

with a sheep

[SwimStud]

who was pregnant

[Kari]

with Aaron's baby

[3strokes]

[quote=Kari
with Aaron's baby[/quote]

.........who bleatingly exited...........

[MichiganHusker]

with post haste

[3strokes]

with post haste

....the dark, cavernous .............

[tjburk]

vacuum cleaner bag

[islandsox]

just in time

[tjburk]

to be thrown

[Seagurl51]

into the noodles

[islandsox]

and introduced as

[Karen Duggan]

Wile E. Coyote!

[tjburk]

Genius......Super Genius

[Karen Duggan]

Suddenly he changed

[Seagurl51]

into Michael Phelps

[Karen Duggan]

and had sex (gotta spice this up, if it isn't illegal to do so!)

[Seagurl51]

with me, duh


:o

[Karen Duggan]

(very very clever!)

[swimr4life]

Kyra smiled happily

[3strokes]

Kyra smiled happily
............. as the onlookers..............

[Seagurl51]

planned the wedding






:rofl:

[swimr4life]

of two perfect

[Seagurl51]

lovely young people

[swimr4life]

Michael and Kyra

[Seagurl51]

together forever, until




(sad to give up Michael, but for the good of the story....:()

[The Fortress]

Michael learned that

[3strokes]

Michael learned that

the multitudinous Forumites.................

[3strokes]

together forever, until




(sad to give up Michael, but for the good of the story....:()

I heard that cloning is ....................



........... the story continues elsewhere

[tjburk]

all wanted in

[SwimStud]

their vibrant hottub

[3strokes]

their vibrant hottub

now poleless because ..........

[tjburk]

the bubbles ate

[SwimStud]

through all the

[3strokes]

through all the

............pole and swimsuits................

[globuggie]

since they were

[Swimmer Bill]

all oblivious anyway.

:)

[swimr4life]

all oblivious anyway.

:)

due to the

[SwimStud]

birdbath sized margaritas

[shark]

and fine columbian

Sorry, this sounds like a Steely Dan song

[shark]

make tonight a

[shark]

wonderful dream, oh

[Karen Duggan]

baby, oh baby :rofl:

[bud]

... don't stop, don't...

---

[SwimStud]

false start either!

[Slowswim]

Just dive in...

[3strokes]

Just dive in...

........the mint jelly ............

[Kari]

without the lamb

[SwimStud]

it's Jello Wrestling!

[Kari]

The Special K's....

[Kari]

got the pole

[tjburk]

from out of

[3strokes]

from out of
.....the deep end.........

[tjburk]

with three little

[newmastersswimmer]

pigs all ready...

[Seagurl51]

very upset by

[Seagurl51]

the Phelps/Me break-up








:( I know I was sad...

[tjburk]

but got over

[SwimStud]

thanks to Stud...

[aquaFeisty]

and his plentiful

[newmastersswimmer]

British imagination and...

[Karen Duggan]

spicy buffalo wings

[tjburk]

beebee sized little

[newmastersswimmer]

Marmite sandwiches which...

[3strokes]

Marmite sandwiches which...

....... were smothered in ...........

[imspoiled]

pb and jelly

[newmastersswimmer]

gravy made with...

[newmastersswimmer]

blood sausage pudding

[tjburk]

and then baked

[SwimStud]

like Jim Borkowski

[aquaFeisty]

'til there was

[3strokes]

like Jim Borkowski

........ in a Honduran ..........

[Seagurl51]

'til there was


nothing left but

[newmastersswimmer]

nothing left but......a dried up...

[newmastersswimmer]

From the Jim Borkowski in a Honduran line:.......In a Honduran..... miniskirt made from....

[3strokes]

From the Jim Borkowski in a Honduran line:.......In a Honduran..... miniskirt made from....

....... completely gnawed drumsticks.........

[Slowswim]

with Hooter's wingsauce...

[Peter Cruise]

...everything went dark

[The Fortress]

... and in unashamed

[Kari]

manner the K's

[Kari]

stripped down to

[SwimStud]

push up bikinis

[Kari]

their Sanjaya pelt-suits

[Karen Duggan]

and drank monkey la-las (one word right!)

[Peter Cruise]

while plotting their...

[3strokes]

while plotting their...

pole-vaulting (one word, no?) comeback, so.............

[Kari]

Michael showed up!

[Kari]

wanting Kyra back

[3strokes]

Michael showed up!

.......... to ^%$&^%'s joy...........

[Seagurl51]

and she smiled

[Seagurl51]

and said YES!

[Kari]

"there's one thing..."

[3strokes]

and she smiled
and said YES!

Time out

Doesn't two-in-a-row-make-it-six-words-,-not-three-?

Time in

[Kari]

Michael said aloud,

[3strokes]

Michael said aloud,

..........but really thinking ..........

[Kari]

Kyra looks HOT!

[islandsox]

And I'd like

[3strokes]

And I'd like



................... to say, Donna's ...............

[SwimStud]

not being chargrilled

[poolraat]

but boiled instead

[ensignada]

as the cannibals

[SwimStud]

poke with forks

[Kari]

but then Michael

[quicksilver]

tossed his cookies

[Kari]

all over Kyra

[Kari]

So then Babbette

[quicksilver]

called the moderator

[Peter Cruise]

Rob Copeland winced

[3strokes]

Rob Copeland winced

........ after having schwung ...........

[The Fortress]

and hit the

[3strokes]

and hit the
,,,,,,,,, sweet spot of ,,,,,,,,,

[FindingMyInnerFish]

,,,,,,,,, sweet spot of ,,,,,,,,,

the NSR forum

[SwimStud]

with the pole

[CreamPuff]

in his promdress

[3strokes]

in his promdress

....... with the seethrough .........

[islandsox]

and resized it

[Karen Duggan]

because there was

[SwimStud]

High School Musical

[newmastersswimmer]

Starring Jim T and...

[newmastersswimmer]

Rob C in Prom-dresses (one word right...and yaeh I cheated too LOL!)

[3strokes]

Rob C in Prom-dresses (one word right...and yaeh I cheated too LOL!)

...........under which there ..............

[swim4me]

was a really

[quicksilver]

a starter's pistol

[FindingMyInnerFish]

with magic bullets

[globuggie]

which made Kyra

[3strokes]

which made Kyra
....... almost, but not, ..........


(Watch the punctuation, please)

[swim4me]

wet her pants!!!!!

[Seagurl51]

"Gee...Umm....Thanks...."

[swim4me]

sorry - I could not resist :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Back to the story.........

[swim4me]

And then Kyra........

[quicksilver]

began drinking tequila...

[swimr4life]

out of giant

[tjburk]

boot shaped glasses

[tjburk]

then started stripping

[Seagurl51]

for extra money

[newmastersswimmer]

so she could...

[Seagurl51]

retire after graduation

[newmastersswimmer]

and host a...

[Seagurl51]

massively huge party

[swimr4life]

where she will...

[CreamPuff]

swim the EnglishChannel
(Arg! I can't count!)

[quicksilver]

wearing beer goggles

[globuggie]

and doing butterfly

[Peter Cruise]

still posting hourly

[The Fortress]

not hurling insults

[3strokes]

swim the EnglishChannel
(Arg! I can't count!)

Start Interruption

IF
you had just said "swim the Channel"
THEN
we all would have known what you meant
ERGO
"English" doesn't count.
ENDIF

Judgment:
Be it therefore announced that
your count is correct. No penalties or DQs.

End Interruption

[3strokes]

not hurling insults

........ at the very ........

[A.K.]

end of race

[Seagurl51]

and left wondering

[The Fortress]

what the hell

[Seagurl51]

just happened here

[The Fortress]

to the unsuspecting

[3strokes]

to the unsuspecting

.............male swimmers, placidly ...............

[Peter Cruise]

forum readers, who

[swim4me]

flexing their diamond......

[The Fortress]

forum readers, who

think Ion is

[Peter Cruise]

lurking, plotting, VO2maxing...

[newmastersswimmer]

lurking, plotting, VO2maxing...


as the alias...

[3strokes]

as the alias...

........... of the infamous ..............

[Seagurl51]

pole as sheep

[Peter Cruise]

quid pro quo

[3strokes]

quid pro quo

......q e d ......

[FindingMyInnerFish]

......q e d ......

veni vidi vici

[3strokes]

veni vidi vici


........ la dolce vita .........

[Seagurl51]

getting a dictionary

[3strokes]

getting a dictionary

(another) not very short intermission, I'm afraid.............

.......Seagurl51's comment about "la Dolce Vita" getting a dictionary
was very a propos and witty (BTW).

Just a little historical note.

You're probably way too young to remember (or even know about) the 1960 Fellini movie (La Dolce Vita means "the sweet life" in Italian) with Marcello Mastroianni and Anita Ekberg, the blonde bombshell.

This movie was famous for:
a) the scene where both of them embrace and kiss, with their clothes ON, standing in the Fountain of Trevi, in Rome (The fountain made famous by the movie "Three coins in the Fountain", but that's another story...) Also way before your time. Boy do I feel old, now!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Sjff_01_img0145.jpg/200px-Sjff_01_img0145.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sjff_01_img0145.jpg)

and
b) where Marcello played a young playboy journalist who spends his days between celebrities and rich people, seeking ephemeral joy in parties and sex (thus, "The Sweet Life").

A fellow journalist was named "Paparazzo" from which the plural term "paparazzi" became a world-wide appellation.

End of verbosity

[3strokes]

getting a dictionary


.................... so I Googled .........

[Seagurl51]

New York to Paris

[A.K.]

and back again

[SwimStud]

like Bilbo Baggins

[3strokes]

like Bilbo Baggins

......... whose ring size.............

[Peter Cruise]

Sauron would envy

[tjburk]

as Frodo watched

[swimr4life]

Bilbo take the

[Peter Cruise]

Fifth Amendment, because

[Seagurl51]

of the drugs

[Peter Cruise]

that Gandalf had

[3strokes]

that Gandalf had

.......... stashed away in ..........

[FindingMyInnerFish]

an aquavest pocket

[SwimStud]

which Gollum fiendishly

[A.K.]

traded ring for

[tjburk]

a Speedo FSII

[globuggie]

two sizes too

[swimr4life]

small.....which made

[SwimStud]

his "precious" sore


:banana:

[3strokes]

his "precious" sore


:banana:

........ and the Bengay .............

[poolraat]

........ and the Bengay .............


...stung like hell....

[SwimStud]

as we know