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Michael Heather
April 25th, 2007, 11:59 PM
This thread will have a storyline that is developed by each succeeding poster adding just three words. Punctuation does not count as a word, so please use it if it makes the story work. Proper spelling and grammar is appreciated by everyone. I'll start.









In the beginning...








.

The Fortress
April 26th, 2007, 12:06 AM
... there was "Eve" ...

FlyQueen
April 26th, 2007, 12:28 AM
Eve liked to

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 02:18 AM
dance around wildly

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 06:26 AM
dance around wildly

,also around Adam

globuggie
April 26th, 2007, 08:18 AM
(who was called

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 08:48 AM
a rotten appple

blainesapprentice
April 26th, 2007, 09:02 AM
simply because he

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 09:15 AM
had gas problems.

goggles
April 26th, 2007, 10:19 AM
So bad, that

Slowswim
April 26th, 2007, 10:44 AM
after he eat...

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 10:46 AM
broccoli and beans

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 11:06 AM
you must leave

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 11:12 AM
because of the

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 11:16 AM
because of the


pole that would.........

poolraat
April 26th, 2007, 11:31 AM
pole that would.........


beat him severely...

islandsox
April 26th, 2007, 12:04 PM
so Eve decided

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 12:08 PM
to swim 18

islandsox
April 26th, 2007, 12:35 PM
lengths of a

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 12:39 PM
pudding filled LCM

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 12:40 PM
10' paddling pool,

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 12:53 PM
full of noodles



(p.s. Stud, I like your new signature. Love you.) :rofl:

The Fortress
April 26th, 2007, 01:17 PM
which was amazing

newmastersswimmer
April 26th, 2007, 01:20 PM
and tasted good

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 01:24 PM
only because of



(Yeah Kyra I had to . Love you. :joker: )

ensignada
April 26th, 2007, 01:27 PM
the high transfats

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 01:37 PM
and added marmite

ensignada
April 26th, 2007, 01:39 PM
to add texture.

newmastersswimmer
April 26th, 2007, 01:44 PM
then you sing

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 02:06 PM
Kumbayah and then

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 02:07 PM
hug everyone who

FlyQueen
April 26th, 2007, 02:08 PM
who has fun

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 02:13 PM
writing love poems

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 02:19 PM
...that would affect.....

imspoiled
April 26th, 2007, 03:31 PM
swooning masters swimmers

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 03:37 PM
because they are

globuggie
April 26th, 2007, 03:44 PM
the best at

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 03:45 PM
supporting each other

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 03:48 PM
in various ways

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 03:54 PM
in bed because :rofl:

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 03:55 PM
of swimmer's shoulder

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 04:00 PM
and you know

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 04:05 PM
that one time

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 04:14 PM
the pole had

(sorry I was compelled to bring in the pole!)

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 04:29 PM
bent in half

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 04:44 PM
bent in half
but Viagra fixed :rofl:

poolraat
April 26th, 2007, 04:46 PM
but Viagra fixed :rofl:

this embarrassing :eek: problem

newmastersswimmer
April 26th, 2007, 04:48 PM
It...Oh My!

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 04:48 PM
Can you see

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 04:59 PM
Can you see

the woman swimmer

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 05:06 PM
who will be (fixed it Peter :) )

Peter Cruise
April 26th, 2007, 05:06 PM
lusting after Michael

aquaFeisty
April 26th, 2007, 05:13 PM
Phelps, that is

The Fortress
April 26th, 2007, 05:47 PM
until she sees

Peter Cruise
April 26th, 2007, 06:16 PM
Boris Yeltsin's funeral

Michael Heather
April 26th, 2007, 06:23 PM
and the enormous






.

islandsox
April 26th, 2007, 06:25 PM
size of his

swim4me
April 26th, 2007, 06:35 PM
size of his

shoulders that are

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 06:37 PM
pefectly toned and

swim4me
April 26th, 2007, 06:40 PM
and yet so

ALM
April 26th, 2007, 06:43 PM
drunk and disorderly

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 06:44 PM
dancing on bars

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 07:15 PM
in a Speedo

poolraat
April 26th, 2007, 07:20 PM
in a Speedo

with a sheep

SwimStud
April 26th, 2007, 07:25 PM
who was pregnant

Kari
April 26th, 2007, 07:57 PM
with Aaron's baby

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 08:03 PM
[quote=Kari
with Aaron's baby[/quote]

.........who bleatingly exited...........

MichiganHusker
April 26th, 2007, 08:53 PM
with post haste

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 08:54 PM
with post haste

....the dark, cavernous .............

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 09:24 PM
vacuum cleaner bag

islandsox
April 26th, 2007, 09:30 PM
just in time

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 09:43 PM
to be thrown

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 09:50 PM
into the noodles

islandsox
April 26th, 2007, 09:54 PM
and introduced as

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 10:17 PM
Wile E. Coyote!

tjburk
April 26th, 2007, 10:20 PM
Genius......Super Genius

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 10:22 PM
Suddenly he changed

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 10:28 PM
into Michael Phelps

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 10:29 PM
and had sex (gotta spice this up, if it isn't illegal to do so!)

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 10:39 PM
with me, duh


:o

Karen Duggan
April 26th, 2007, 10:51 PM
(very very clever!)

swimr4life
April 26th, 2007, 11:33 PM
Kyra smiled happily

3strokes
April 26th, 2007, 11:41 PM
Kyra smiled happily
............. as the onlookers..............

Seagurl51
April 26th, 2007, 11:47 PM
planned the wedding






:rofl:

swimr4life
April 27th, 2007, 12:11 AM
of two perfect

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 12:23 AM
lovely young people

swimr4life
April 27th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Michael and Kyra

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 12:28 AM
together forever, until




(sad to give up Michael, but for the good of the story....:()

The Fortress
April 27th, 2007, 12:33 AM
Michael learned that

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 07:34 AM
Michael learned that

the multitudinous Forumites.................

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 07:39 AM
together forever, until




(sad to give up Michael, but for the good of the story....:()

I heard that cloning is ....................



........... the story continues elsewhere

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 09:42 AM
all wanted in

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 09:46 AM
their vibrant hottub

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 09:50 AM
their vibrant hottub

now poleless because ..........

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 09:52 AM
the bubbles ate

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 09:53 AM
through all the

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 10:09 AM
through all the

............pole and swimsuits................

globuggie
April 27th, 2007, 10:50 AM
since they were

Swimmer Bill
April 27th, 2007, 10:52 AM
all oblivious anyway.

:)

swimr4life
April 27th, 2007, 10:56 AM
all oblivious anyway.

:)

due to the

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 10:57 AM
birdbath sized margaritas

shark
April 27th, 2007, 11:02 AM
and fine columbian

Sorry, this sounds like a Steely Dan song

shark
April 27th, 2007, 11:07 AM
make tonight a

shark
April 27th, 2007, 11:09 AM
wonderful dream, oh

Karen Duggan
April 27th, 2007, 11:17 AM
baby, oh baby :rofl:

bud
April 27th, 2007, 11:23 AM
... don't stop, don't...

---

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 11:35 AM
false start either!

Slowswim
April 27th, 2007, 12:28 PM
Just dive in...

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 01:05 PM
Just dive in...

........the mint jelly ............

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 01:10 PM
without the lamb

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 01:12 PM
it's Jello Wrestling!

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 01:22 PM
The Special K's....

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 01:32 PM
got the pole

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 01:52 PM
from out of

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 02:05 PM
from out of
.....the deep end.........

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 02:08 PM
with three little

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 02:14 PM
pigs all ready...

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 02:15 PM
very upset by

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 02:16 PM
the Phelps/Me break-up








:( I know I was sad...

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 02:20 PM
but got over

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 02:41 PM
thanks to Stud...

aquaFeisty
April 27th, 2007, 02:44 PM
and his plentiful

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 02:47 PM
British imagination and...

Karen Duggan
April 27th, 2007, 02:47 PM
spicy buffalo wings

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 02:47 PM
beebee sized little

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 02:48 PM
Marmite sandwiches which...

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 03:05 PM
Marmite sandwiches which...

....... were smothered in ...........

imspoiled
April 27th, 2007, 03:19 PM
pb and jelly

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 03:22 PM
gravy made with...

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 03:23 PM
blood sausage pudding

tjburk
April 27th, 2007, 03:28 PM
and then baked

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 03:30 PM
like Jim Borkowski

aquaFeisty
April 27th, 2007, 03:31 PM
'til there was

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 03:32 PM
like Jim Borkowski

........ in a Honduran ..........

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 04:17 PM
'til there was


nothing left but

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 04:20 PM
nothing left but......a dried up...

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 04:24 PM
From the Jim Borkowski in a Honduran line:.......In a Honduran..... miniskirt made from....

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 04:33 PM
From the Jim Borkowski in a Honduran line:.......In a Honduran..... miniskirt made from....

....... completely gnawed drumsticks.........

Slowswim
April 27th, 2007, 04:41 PM
with Hooter's wingsauce...

Peter Cruise
April 27th, 2007, 04:45 PM
...everything went dark

The Fortress
April 27th, 2007, 04:48 PM
... and in unashamed

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 05:15 PM
manner the K's

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 05:16 PM
stripped down to

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 05:17 PM
push up bikinis

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 05:17 PM
their Sanjaya pelt-suits

Karen Duggan
April 27th, 2007, 05:29 PM
and drank monkey la-las (one word right!)

Peter Cruise
April 27th, 2007, 05:47 PM
while plotting their...

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 06:21 PM
while plotting their...

pole-vaulting (one word, no?) comeback, so.............

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 06:25 PM
Michael showed up!

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 06:27 PM
wanting Kyra back

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 06:28 PM
Michael showed up!

.......... to ^%$&^%'s joy...........

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 06:28 PM
and she smiled

Seagurl51
April 27th, 2007, 06:29 PM
and said YES!

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 06:31 PM
"there's one thing..."

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 06:32 PM
and she smiled

and said YES!

Time out

Doesn't two-in-a-row-make-it-six-words-,-not-three-?

Time in

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 06:32 PM
Michael said aloud,

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 06:34 PM
Michael said aloud,

..........but really thinking ..........

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 06:39 PM
Kyra looks HOT!

islandsox
April 27th, 2007, 06:51 PM
And I'd like

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 07:03 PM
And I'd like



................... to say, Donna's ...............

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 07:04 PM
not being chargrilled

poolraat
April 27th, 2007, 07:07 PM
but boiled instead

ensignada
April 27th, 2007, 07:09 PM
as the cannibals

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 07:10 PM
poke with forks

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 07:33 PM
but then Michael

quicksilver
April 27th, 2007, 07:38 PM
tossed his cookies

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 07:46 PM
all over Kyra

Kari
April 27th, 2007, 07:47 PM
So then Babbette

quicksilver
April 27th, 2007, 07:49 PM
called the moderator

Peter Cruise
April 27th, 2007, 07:52 PM
Rob Copeland winced

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 08:43 PM
Rob Copeland winced

........ after having schwung ...........

The Fortress
April 27th, 2007, 08:59 PM
and hit the

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 09:05 PM
and hit the
,,,,,,,,, sweet spot of ,,,,,,,,,

FindingMyInnerFish
April 27th, 2007, 09:30 PM
,,,,,,,,, sweet spot of ,,,,,,,,,

the NSR forum

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 09:48 PM
with the pole

CreamPuff
April 27th, 2007, 09:56 PM
in his promdress

islandsox
April 27th, 2007, 10:06 PM
and resized it

3strokes
April 27th, 2007, 10:06 PM
in his promdress

....... with the seethrough .........

Karen Duggan
April 27th, 2007, 10:16 PM
because there was

SwimStud
April 27th, 2007, 10:20 PM
High School Musical

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 11:52 PM
Starring Jim T and...

newmastersswimmer
April 27th, 2007, 11:54 PM
Rob C in Prom-dresses (one word right...and yaeh I cheated too LOL!)

3strokes
April 28th, 2007, 10:10 AM
Rob C in Prom-dresses (one word right...and yaeh I cheated too LOL!)

...........under which there ..............

swim4me
April 28th, 2007, 10:22 AM
was a really

quicksilver
April 28th, 2007, 10:35 AM
a starter's pistol

FindingMyInnerFish
April 28th, 2007, 03:43 PM
with magic bullets

globuggie
April 28th, 2007, 04:06 PM
which made Kyra

3strokes
April 28th, 2007, 04:54 PM
which made Kyra
....... almost, but not, ..........


(Watch the punctuation, please)

swim4me
April 28th, 2007, 05:33 PM
wet her pants!!!!!

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM
"Gee...Umm....Thanks...."

swim4me
April 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM
sorry - I could not resist :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Back to the story.........

swim4me
April 28th, 2007, 05:38 PM
And then Kyra........

quicksilver
April 28th, 2007, 06:00 PM
began drinking tequila...

swimr4life
April 28th, 2007, 06:19 PM
out of giant

tjburk
April 28th, 2007, 06:19 PM
boot shaped glasses

tjburk
April 28th, 2007, 06:24 PM
then started stripping

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 06:35 PM
for extra money

newmastersswimmer
April 28th, 2007, 06:38 PM
so she could...

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 06:51 PM
retire after graduation

newmastersswimmer
April 28th, 2007, 06:59 PM
and host a...

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 07:09 PM
massively huge party

swimr4life
April 28th, 2007, 07:34 PM
where she will...

CreamPuff
April 28th, 2007, 07:47 PM
swim the EnglishChannel
(Arg! I can't count!)

quicksilver
April 28th, 2007, 08:08 PM
wearing beer goggles

globuggie
April 28th, 2007, 08:17 PM
and doing butterfly

Peter Cruise
April 28th, 2007, 08:29 PM
still posting hourly

The Fortress
April 28th, 2007, 09:45 PM
not hurling insults

3strokes
April 28th, 2007, 09:58 PM
swim the EnglishChannel
(Arg! I can't count!)

Start Interruption

IF
you had just said "swim the Channel"
THEN
we all would have known what you meant
ERGO
"English" doesn't count.
ENDIF

Judgment:
Be it therefore announced that
your count is correct. No penalties or DQs.

End Interruption

3strokes
April 28th, 2007, 10:00 PM
not hurling insults

........ at the very ........

A.K.
April 28th, 2007, 10:04 PM
end of race

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 10:05 PM
and left wondering

The Fortress
April 28th, 2007, 10:34 PM
what the hell

Seagurl51
April 28th, 2007, 10:44 PM
just happened here

The Fortress
April 28th, 2007, 11:08 PM
to the unsuspecting

3strokes
April 28th, 2007, 11:38 PM
to the unsuspecting

.............male swimmers, placidly ...............

Peter Cruise
April 28th, 2007, 11:40 PM
forum readers, who

swim4me
April 28th, 2007, 11:40 PM
flexing their diamond......

The Fortress
April 29th, 2007, 12:29 AM
forum readers, who

think Ion is

Peter Cruise
April 29th, 2007, 12:47 AM
lurking, plotting, VO2maxing...

newmastersswimmer
April 29th, 2007, 01:57 AM
lurking, plotting, VO2maxing...


as the alias...

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 06:44 AM
as the alias...

........... of the infamous ..............

Seagurl51
April 29th, 2007, 12:41 PM
pole as sheep

Peter Cruise
April 29th, 2007, 02:42 PM
quid pro quo

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 05:18 PM
quid pro quo

......q e d ......

FindingMyInnerFish
April 29th, 2007, 05:47 PM
......q e d ......

veni vidi vici

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 08:39 PM
veni vidi vici


........ la dolce vita .........

Seagurl51
April 29th, 2007, 08:54 PM
getting a dictionary

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 09:28 PM
getting a dictionary

(another) not very short intermission, I'm afraid.............

.......Seagurl51's comment about "la Dolce Vita" getting a dictionary
was very a propos and witty (BTW).

Just a little historical note.

You're probably way too young to remember (or even know about) the 1960 Fellini movie (La Dolce Vita means "the sweet life" in Italian) with Marcello Mastroianni and Anita Ekberg, the blonde bombshell.

This movie was famous for:
a) the scene where both of them embrace and kiss, with their clothes ON, standing in the Fountain of Trevi, in Rome (The fountain made famous by the movie "Three coins in the Fountain", but that's another story...) Also way before your time. Boy do I feel old, now!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Sjff_01_img0145.jpg/200px-Sjff_01_img0145.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sjff_01_img0145.jpg)

and
b) where Marcello played a young playboy journalist who spends his days between celebrities and rich people, seeking ephemeral joy in parties and sex (thus, "The Sweet Life").

A fellow journalist was named "Paparazzo" from which the plural term "paparazzi" became a world-wide appellation.

End of verbosity

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 09:30 PM
getting a dictionary


.................... so I Googled .........

Seagurl51
April 29th, 2007, 09:37 PM
New York to Paris

A.K.
April 29th, 2007, 09:40 PM
and back again

SwimStud
April 29th, 2007, 09:56 PM
like Bilbo Baggins

3strokes
April 29th, 2007, 10:02 PM
like Bilbo Baggins

......... whose ring size.............

Peter Cruise
April 29th, 2007, 10:39 PM
Sauron would envy

tjburk
April 29th, 2007, 11:21 PM
as Frodo watched

swimr4life
April 30th, 2007, 12:27 AM
Bilbo take the

Peter Cruise
April 30th, 2007, 12:48 AM
Fifth Amendment, because

Seagurl51
April 30th, 2007, 01:09 AM
of the drugs

Peter Cruise
April 30th, 2007, 01:13 AM
that Gandalf had

3strokes
April 30th, 2007, 07:06 AM
that Gandalf had

.......... stashed away in ..........

FindingMyInnerFish
April 30th, 2007, 07:53 AM
an aquavest pocket

SwimStud
April 30th, 2007, 08:27 AM
which Gollum fiendishly

A.K.
April 30th, 2007, 09:12 AM
traded ring for

tjburk
April 30th, 2007, 09:29 AM
a Speedo FSII

globuggie
April 30th, 2007, 10:01 AM
two sizes too

swimr4life
April 30th, 2007, 10:20 AM
small.....which made

SwimStud
April 30th, 2007, 10:30 AM
his "precious" sore


:banana:

3strokes
April 30th, 2007, 10:42 AM
his "precious" sore


:banana:

........ and the Bengay .............

poolraat
April 30th, 2007, 10:49 AM
........ and the Bengay .............


...stung like hell....

SwimStud
April 30th, 2007, 10:50 AM
as we know