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SwimStud
November 8th, 2007, 08:07 AM
My mother never did this for me!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

I can only imagine the lawsuits on this side of the pond!

scyfreestyler
November 8th, 2007, 12:02 PM
That's pretty funny! Although, I am not sure what there is to investigate really. :dunno:

BillS
November 8th, 2007, 12:19 PM
From the article:


The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."



Sounds like the spokeswoman went to the Sitting US President School of Extemporaneous Public Speaking.

Slowswim
November 8th, 2007, 03:24 PM
That's pretty funny! Although, I am not sure what there is to investigate really. :dunno:

The teacher inappropiately stopping the show early.:party2:

SwimsWithAFist
November 8th, 2007, 06:00 PM
The thing about this story that got to me was the flip side of the "booking error". Imagine the guy in the business suit sitting at a 3 martini lunch with all his buddies, expecting a strip-o-gram for his birthday, and he actually gets a gorilla-gram. Oh, the horrors!

~Wren~
November 10th, 2007, 02:09 PM
My mother never did this for me!

Oh, poor thing, you were so deprived! :cry:

SwimStud
November 13th, 2007, 11:27 AM
http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/odd/2007/11/13/India.Man.Weds.Dog/?cvqh=ht_dog

More Stupid News

christineL
November 13th, 2007, 11:45 AM
Ewwww! That sounds disgusting! :doh:

Leonard Jansen
November 13th, 2007, 03:24 PM
If you want a real serious dose of that sort of news, try: http://www.fark.com

-LBJ

3strokes
November 13th, 2007, 09:41 PM
http://www6.comcast.net/news/article...g/?cvqh=ht_dog (http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/odd/2007/11/13/India.Man.Weds.Dog/?cvqh=ht_dog)


Ewwww! That sounds disgusting! :doh:

I guess he had to come up with an excuse.................

Stillhere
November 14th, 2007, 10:10 AM
Wow, I sure hope they didn't consummate that marriage....

Oh goodness, the thought of that makes me sick....

ALM
November 14th, 2007, 06:20 PM
"Even erotic food has to follow the rules"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071113/od_nm/food_dc_1;_ylt=AgMwtqR6fLj0M2vHX3omVbcE1vAI

SwimStud
November 14th, 2007, 10:34 PM
"Even erotic food has to follow the rules"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071113/od_nm/food_dc_1;_ylt=AgMwtqR6fLj0M2vHX3omVbcE1vAI

Penis Pasta? LOL...

"Tonight's Special is Penis a la vodka" hahaha priceless...
...but then again, Coq au vin has been popular in France for centuries!
:bolt:

3strokes
November 14th, 2007, 10:52 PM
http://www6.comcast.net/news/article...g/?cvqh=ht_dog (http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/odd/2007/11/13/India.Man.Weds.Dog/?cvqh=ht_dog)

I guess he had to come up with an excuse.................

I wonder if it was a shotgun wedding?
Who gave the b...b....bride away?
What was the dowry?

The Fortness
November 15th, 2007, 01:41 AM
Please pass the p-p-pasta

SwimSpud
November 15th, 2007, 01:42 AM
Can I have a side of cuffs?

The Fontress
November 15th, 2007, 01:46 AM
Eat my shorts.

The Fortress
November 15th, 2007, 08:43 AM
:rofl: How many are you going to come up with? I see a female SwimStub next ...

Stillhere
November 15th, 2007, 09:56 AM
Next we will see "motion" lotion for swimming (honest—only for swimming)....and it will help the ladies from getting those irritating “suit hickeys”......Honest Jim, is really is a suit hickey….:banana:

ALM
November 16th, 2007, 03:43 PM
The longest ever swim in a polar region, by Lewis Gordon Pugh:

http://www.lewispugh.com/swims.html


"...The swim was gruelling - twenty minutes after exiting the water my core body temperature dropped to 33.6°C (92F) and my muscle temperature, in my upper thigh, was recorded at 22°C (71F)."

-

Slowswim
November 21st, 2007, 02:23 PM
A stripping Substitute Teacher. Supposedly she was naked from the waist down when the cops showed up.:blush:

http://www.fox24.com/article.asp?pkid=10262

What was she thinking.:censor:

The school locked down and than later had counselors come in to talk to the kids.:confused:

scyfreestyler
November 21st, 2007, 03:12 PM
A stripping Substitute Teacher. Supposedly she was naked from the waist down when the cops showed up.:blush:

http://www.fox24.com/article.asp?pkid=10262

What was she thinking.:censor:

The school locked down and than later had counselors come in to talk to the kids.:confused:


Why couldn't things like this happen when I was in grade school?

Slowswim
November 21st, 2007, 03:15 PM
Why couldn't things like this happen when I was in grade school?

Ditto. I had some really cute elementary school teachers.;)

3strokes
November 21st, 2007, 09:42 PM
Why couldn't things like this happen when I was in grade school?

Or even in high school when it would have been appreciated a lot more (depending on who the teacher was, of course. What do you think?)

Slowswim
November 22nd, 2007, 07:35 PM
In HS my teachers were all ugly except one substitute. She was 21. I did have a teacher that smoked dope in class. Basically, I had to teach myself that class.:shakeshead:

christineL
November 22nd, 2007, 08:14 PM
That sub. must be on drugs? :shakeshead: What is worse is that it happened in the SOUTH! :eek:

3strokes
November 22nd, 2007, 10:16 PM
:shakeshead: What is worse is that it happened in the SOUTH! :eek:

If 'twere to be done, best 'twere done in the South where t'is warmer for strippin'.

poolraat
November 27th, 2007, 08:26 PM
What is worse is that it happened in the SOUTH! :eek:

No surprise from this part of the country. :rofl::lmao:

scyfreestyler
November 28th, 2007, 04:46 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071126/tod-denmark-sex-offbeat-7d1b25b_1.html

scyfreestyler
November 30th, 2007, 11:41 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071130/ap_on_re_af/sudan_british_teacher

These protesters are beyond stupid.

Slowswim
November 30th, 2007, 11:55 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071130/ap_on_re_af/sudan_british_teacher

These protesters are beyond stupid.

I am so glad that its just peace loving religion that no one in the west has to worry about.
:violin: