Too Neurotic to be Suitably Aquatic
You ever see those movies where they ask volunteers to step forward, and everyone but one person takes a giant step backward? That's how I became the co-captain of FISH (Federated Independent Swimmers of the Hudson) Masters.
Our team used to work out to music, but the speaker system has been broken all year.
I've just completed my 3rd year of competitive swimming after a lifetime of sitting on the couch and just playing around in the water. I'm very into breaking personal best times.