“If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.”
-ConfuciusOrigins of the Tropical Splash
In 2003, our team ended the fall-winter season with a $2800 budget deficit. We survived going into the spring and summer seasons by virtue of a loan, and by paying obligations with income from the next season. We made progress at chipping away the deficit, but we needed a fundraiser and a swim meet was one possibility.
Over the summer, our county rec center pools were contacted to determine the rental cost for a meet. We chatted with officials and other meet directors during local meets. The USMS Rule Book was scrutinized, especially the sections about meet conduct and facilities.
In looking at other meet programs, it was determined that swimmers enter an average of 3 events in a local meet. Prices we got for pool rental, officials, program printing, awards, etc were assembled into a spreadsheet blender, and voila! We could wipe out our remaining deficit with a swim meet. Ga-ching!
It was believed that holding a meet brought a certain respect and prominence to our team, and might help with attracting more members. Well, some people thought that. I believed the 'vice-presidential selection theory' applied - a good meet would do no good, but a bad meet would be disastrous.
We did not want to compete with another meet in our LMSC, and decided to stay away from the months where established meets existed, leaving 7 months to choose from. We were considering one of three SCY pools, so the LCM season was out, leaving 5 months. We did not want to compete with Nationals or Zones, leaving 3 months. We did not want the meet at the start of our Fall season, leaving 2 months - January and February. February had 2-day SCY meets in next door Virginia and Maryland LMSC's, leaving January as the only option.
Years before, we sent swimmers to a January SCY meet at Wilson High School in Washington DC. The meet was in a decrepit pool, had limited volunteers, and had dwindling participants each year. (As an aside, my 100 breast at the meet had 3 timers - with a 2-second spread among them. I think it was the 8-year old timer that threw off the results.) This meet was discontinued a year earlier, and some of us thought we could revive that date on the meet calendar and take its place. There were no other meets in January to compete with.
Our club swims at three different Fairfax County rec centers. Upon evaluation, each facility had serious flaws for a local Masters swim meet. We settled on Lee District Rec Center, a 50-meter x 25-yard mama with ample lockers, parking, bleachers and deck space. It was always set up in the middle as a SCY course (no movable bulkheads). Its problems included the need for a floating platform for the starter, and a long walk around the deep end for officials working one side of the pool. The backstroke flags were 20-feet in the air, suspended from the rafters, and each was a slightly different distance from the wall.
With the date and pool set and financial due diligence complete, we proudly started the planning . . .
BOOK OF WISDOMA realistic budget with real costs determines if the meet is financially viable.Before selecting a date, know what your meet's competition is (more on this later).
Updated November 10th, 2009 at 08:05 AM by Rnovitske
Shortly after I got home from work my youngest daughter caming blowing through and announced there would be a photo shoot in the house tonight!
The shoot was to be a parody on photo's of a famous person, place, or thing. Sarah was doing a food-fest spread with a fake Angelina Jolie. An attractive (borderline anorexic) XC teammate agreed to play Angelina. My job was to locate the various platters, serving utensils, foods, and locations in my house that matched the 3 photo's she was going to parody.
To make a long story short the shoot was a great success. It's amazing what heavy eye make-up, dark lipstick, and slicked-back hair can do to a young girl.
The advanced photography class Sarah's taking has been amazing. I've spent a few Sunday afternoon's on shoots with her. She usually has some ideas in her mind and we drive around Indy looking for the concrete object to photograph. I doubt that she'll ever use her skills professionally, but she can do some cool things with the camera!
The class has also taught her a new way to view her surroundings. She notices details, textures, light sources, and beauty in things usually not noticed by the average gaze. It makes me wish I could go back to high school. I would appreciate it lots more if I could do it again.
I was 15 minutes late to our 1 hour practice. I ended up swimming 2,200 scy of random sets. I never did get the gist of the workout. I will do better tomorrow. (focus and full workout)
Tomorrow = Teacher work day! No kids and a full day to work and get organized!
Thursday and Friday = Fall Break! I'm going to hang around the house, work on some projects, socialize a bit, and swim every day.
Two weeks till the Fall Classic meet at the IU Natatorium. This meet is the 1st leg of the 3 part TYR Master's Grand Prix Series. I'm signed up for: 1,500, 800, 400, 200, and 50 Freestyles, 200 IM, 100 IM, 50 Fly, 100 Fly, and 200 Back. (2 day meet) I'm not sure I want to swim all 10 events. I'll go down with the intent to do 'em all but I won't be upset if I bag one or two of them.
The doctor is in!
I was just able to cajole the lovely death doctor, Heather Rietz, MD, a great swimmer and Facebook friend, who knows more about "icing on the cake" in corpses than all of us put together, to agree to a Q & A about my groin infection.
This is what Dr. Reitz had to say:
heather, can you do me a huge favor?
No I will not lick your wound.
can you go to my vlog and look at my lesion and offer me the benefit of your pathologist's thoughts?
did you see today's pix?
It looks pretty nasty but it maybe looks better.
it is the weirdest thing
Did you acquire this in the wilderness?
does it look like MRSA or Stevens-Johnson syndrome and toxic epidermal necrolysis
i am not sure where i got it.
it showed up a week or so after the wilderness
a very small little crack in the skin tha itched
Could be. I guess. Hard to tell now that it has been treated. Did your doctor culture it?
not yet, he took blood tests to see if it was rocky mountain spotted fever
i am so so so sick of it
Hmmm...are you systemically ill in any way?
when i first got back from idaho, i had a really bad cold that went away faster than any cold i had ever had (3-4 days). then i noticed this tiny little itchy area, tried to treat it with antifungals and cortisone cream, and it got much worse
and has since lingered despite antibiotics and antibiotic cream
It looks more bacterial to me. May just take more time.
Isn't one of your 500 some friends a dermatologist?
i am an impatient sick person
prone to catastrophizing
I would be much better at helping you if you sliced off a piece, put it in formalin so I could make a slide!
can i buy that stuff at radio shack?
I am impatient too. I would hate anything that kept me out of the pool. LOL!
oh, oh! it has been steadily "weeping" very slight amounts of pinkish fluid
I think that you need to go to AZ and go to Kurt Dickson's ER!
Does sound kind of blisterish!
the only strange symptom besides this is that the surround skin, as far back as the the first half of the left butt cheek, feels kind of almsot sunburned and sensitive
sorry for the lack of humor here!
major psychopathology taking hold
Be more likely to find formalin at a place like McDonald's!
Okay., could I have a Big Mac and a Petri dish? And yes, I do want fries with that
That's very odd. Not good to be a medical mystery!
the perfect storm for us nondelusional hypochondriacs
I think that you would be much more ill if it was MRSA!
yes, probably. i wonder if it could be a spider bite?
i'd hoped that land exercise wouldn't be bad for it, but the sweat didn't seem to help
it's almost like a burn
Could be. Brown recluse spider bites can be nasty like that.
i don't think they have them in Idaho
Yes I would say that it has to be kept as dry as possible.
I suppose other types of spiders could cause a similar reaction.
I would say if it's not significantly better by Thursday GO BACK!
well, thanks for listening. I might try to postpone my daily pictures unless there is something noticeably changed
Might need stronger drugs!
Okay. I doubt it will have changed much by then.
Would cortisone be a mistake on top on the antibiotic ointment? I suppose you want inflammationfor healing
right now, it just kind of burns
I would just put the antibiotic ointment on it. Burning could mean it's healing!
thanks, heather. you can have my body to look at when i expire
FANTASTIC! Hopefully I'll be retired by then.
i will be your advisor for affaires de la coeur. You can be mine for infections of the groin.
pretty much the same thing, when it comes down to it
Ha! Ha! Have a good night. Hope that you get back to the pool soon!
thanks. one last thing. have you ever heard of someone having a permanent groin infection that never goes away and just makes the person miserable for the rest of his hopeless life? and if so, is this common?
I don't think so. It should heal. You should know that you're not supposed to keep "touching" yourself down there. It will make your tallywacker fall off and you will go blind!
Great advice. I only wish I had learned it 57 years earlier. I am going to copy and post this conversation on my vlog for the benefit of my fellow members in the Mysterious Groin Affliction Sufferers
The doctor is out.
Jumped in for an hour workout with the youngsters. Again, so great to be working out in a group. Wish I could have done the whole workout, but have to get out halfway through to take son to piano.
Feeling good and strong in the water. Hope to hold my weight and body fat (got it checked the other day) where it is as I feel good right now.
Anyway, here is the workout:
Warm-up (long) - 1300 yards (did 500 free, 400 reverse I.M. kick/swim/drill/swim)
4 x (75 all-out sprint, 300 easy)
Did all the 75s fly - a big deal for me!
Maybe the watched buboe never heals.
After 2.5 hours of tennis, during which I played like a leper, and the only thing that kept me awake was the leeching of sweat into my lesion, and the occasional jokes of my adversaries ("If you had gotten that in France, it would be a French foreign lesion"), I got back, removed the bandage, took a shower, and photographed what I must acknowledge--at the risk of biasing the viewer--represents a setback.
Does it look to you, as it does to me, that this is just the first step in a process by which my skin will begin to tear off my body in sheets?
Perhaps I should document the lesion's progress, or lack thereof, or backsliding, as such is the case, on a somewhat less frequent basis.
Here is the run down, from Sunday, to Monday, to today's post-tennis state:
Sunday and still arguably the worst
Monday--apparent improvement (though it probably has more to do with lighting than actual improvement)
Today, post tennis--a likely step backwards.
If any of you know a doctor willing to diagnose me by pictures alone, and who will then send me the magic healing elixir I so desperately crave, please refer my case as soon as you have finished your dinner of boeuf au jeu and red wine or whatever else goes well with this kind of vlog.
Did some hypoxic work on my 5 day rest plan:
750 variety swim, kick, drill
Hypoxic Kick Work:
6 x 100 back w/fins @ 2:00, 10 kicks each 25
(since I came up a couple yards before the flags, this was almost like 4 consecutive shooters)
4 x 50 dolphin kick w/fins
50 = 25 cruiser hypoxic kick + 25 AFAP shooter
3 x (25 AFAP + 25 EZ)
Got a deep tissue massage today. Was totally mashed and feel rather beat up and tired. Probably take 2 days to recover. lol
A 5 day "rest" is approximately what I did before the Albatross meet in March. I looked back and saw that I was doing around 2000+ with only fast 25s, a few fast 50s, hypoxic work and easy speed fly. So hopefully, I won't have leaden legs by Sunday.
Booked flight to Boston today. Weighed the pros and cons overnight. Chose Boston b/c: 50 back isn't the first event, better order of events, I can swim the 100 back, longer meet so more rest, 10:00 am start, the MIA Stud may go, and it's slightly cheaper. This is my third travel meet of the year, which is rather unusual for me (Auburn, Indy, Boston), but I really wanted to swim SCM. I think I'll be passing on a major SCY travel meet next year as a result to avoid undue marital discord. Plus, I may go somewhere fun and cool on Spring Break instead of planning life around spring meets! I may have to be creative in finding a SCY meet to taper for in the spring. There's always Zones, of course, and I definitely will swim that meet. But it could arrive shortly after not swimming for a week if I go away for spring break.
Plan on swimming the following line up at NE Champs, reserving the right to scratch of course.
(If I do 100 free, I may go for another 50 free split if my Saturday effort isn't the best.)
This is the exact same line up I swam at the NE Champs in 2007. I see they left 200 fly until almost the last event of the meet, but that still does not tempt me!
Jimby and I chatted about meets earlier today. He opined that it was perhaps merely "superstitious" that I would want actual rest between events to clear lactate and such. This is clearly mid-D speak!
Since I stopped blogging my food, I think I've gotten sloppier about eating. I still eat very healthy, but I think I've been eating more than I need to and too many slices of pie. I also had a conversation with She Puff the other day that caused me to wonder about calories from liquids. She mentioned she was dehydrated from the hot yoga. I suggested coconut water and she asked me how many calories it was. I didn't know. But I checked and it's 70. Between that, endurox, G2, and the smoothies I was addicted to all summer (and the chard), I may be swilling down too many drinkable calories. Have to ponder that.
I also may consider a 30 day ban on alcohol ala Q and Patrick before NE Champs. But this is rather extreme. lol
Updated October 20th, 2009 at 07:20 PM by The Fortress
Was late - I know you are all shocked.
2 x 125 Kick
100 IM drill
3 x (2 x 75 (50 drill/25 swim) 4 x 25 build, 2 x 75Kick)
Only one round could be free, you had to do the same stroke the whole round.
Round 1 Fly
Round 2 Breast
Round 3 Free
Ran out of time or else I would have had
8 x 75
Feeling better, antibiotics are kicking in. Meet Sunday will be interesting. DEFINITELY wearing my B70!!!
100 Breast - if I'm under 2:00 it'll be a victory
50 Back - If it resembles backstroke I'll be happy.
Regular vlog readers may recall that I have long made a distinction between two forms of hypochondria:
the delusional form, wherein a sufferer imagines he or she has a serious illness, becomes obsessed with it, and eventually cannot be dissuaded out of this belief despite all medical evidence to the contrary
the non-delusional form, which is identical to the above with but one subtle distinction, i.e., that the sufferer knows full well his or her beliefs are irrational but nevertheless still can't shake their obsessive hold
The Masters swimming world, I have learned, has no shortage of both forms of this disorder. For purposes of lively debate, let me just throw out Leslie "the Fortress" Livingston and Paul "the Hulk" Wolfe as prototypical exemplars of Type 1, and myself as a text book example of Type 2.
Note: if either Leslie or Paul happen to read the above paragraph and take even minor offense at my suggestion, I think we can all agree that this proves, beyond doubt, the validity of my diagnosis.
Call their rancor a positive Thornton Sign.
We armchair clinicians have long understood that delusional hypochondriacs always express a positive Thornton Sign when confronted with an accurate diagnosis of their disorder. The condition is, alas, ego alien, and sufferers will do anything in their powers to spit the hook, so to speak.
Non-delusional hypochondriacs, on the other hand, just as invariably express a negative Thornton sign. To us, hypochondria is hardly alien to our sense of self; it is, alas, all too ego syn-tonic. Thus we will not debate our diagnosis but rather acknowledge it via a kind of hopeless existential shrug with which both Sartre and Kafka were so intimately familiar.
The following passage by Mr. Kafka, I think, perfectly captures the mindset of those of us in the non-delusional hypochondriacal world.
It was very early in the morning, the streets clean and deserted, I was on my way to the station. As I compared the tower clock with my watch I realized it was much later than I had thought and that I had to hurry; the shock of this discovery made me feel uncertain of the way, I wasn't very well acquainted with the town as yet; fortunately, there was a policeman at hand, I ran to him and breathlessly asked him the way. He smiled and said: "You asking me the way?" "Yes," I said, "since I can't find it myself." "Give it up! Give it up!" said he, and turned with a sudden jerk, like someone who wants to be alone with his laughter.
My non-delusional hypochondriacal twin brother, John, is good friends with the non-delusional hypochondriacal screen writer Jon Cohen (Jon's most famous screenplay was Minority Report). Jon, who could be our triplet psychiatrically speaking, coined a term for episodes of our form of the disease: nutties.
I am slowly being sucked into a nutty right now, and I thought it might prove enlightening to those who have never suffered one to see the sequence--and perhaps reassuring to fellow travelers that you are not entirely alone in the murky world where "give it up! give it up!" is the best advice you will ever get.
Step 1. An actual symptom appears somewhere on your body or within your mood. In this case, the actual symptom was the first tiny mottled skin lesion in, well, you know very well where the tiny mottled skin lesion was.
Step 2. Attempt at John Wayning the thing away. Ignore, deny, and assume that the body is resilient, such buboes are temporary, the best cure for any medical problem is to ignore it.
Step 3. Persistence of symptom, with or without worsening, though worsening does tend to get ones attention.
Step 4. Attempts at self cure via over the counter products.
Step 5. Asking friends about it; trying to corner a doctor on your swimming team into looking at the lesion and offering free medical advice.
Step 6. Short-lived last attempt regression to Step 2.
Step 7. Internet research
Step 8. Go to a doctor and take his or her recommendation, expecting fairly quick improvement
Step 9. When improvement fails to occur within 17 minutes, more Internet research.
Step 10. Constant monitoring.
Step 11. Attempts to clarify your thoughts on the nature of the buboe and its possible causes by writing these thoughts down.
Step 12. Recruiting new technologies, like a Logitech QuikCapture webcam and blog capabilities, to contribute your thoughts to the Internet
Step 13. Accidentally discover new possibilities for the buboe's cause, possibilities that actually have some plausible connection to your own case, such as a side effect to a drug you have taken for other reasons. Case-in-point:
FDA issues warning for Provigil
(Reuters) UPDATED 2007-10-24
Provigil, a medication used to treat excessive sleepiness, may cause serious skin rashes and suicidal thoughts, according to a warning from the Food and Drug Administration. Rare incidents of life-threatening skin rashes and psychiatric symptoms in patients with a history of depression and mania have been reported with Provigil use. Patients with narcolepsy or obstructive sleep apnea who take the drug to help stay awake should stop taking the medication if they develop such reactions.
Step 14. Follow up the new suspect with additional Internet research:
Stevens-Johnson syndrome and toxic epidermal necrolysis are two forms of the same life-threatening skin disease that cause rash, skin peeling, and sores on the mucous membranes.
Stevens-Johnson syndrome and toxic epidermal necrolysis usually are caused by drugs or a bacterial infection. Typical symptoms for both diseases include fever, body aches, a flat red rash, blisters that break out on the mucous membranes, and small areas of peeling skin (Stevens-Johnson syndrome) or large areas of peeling skin (toxic epidermal necrolysis). Affected people are hospitalized in a burn unit, given fluids and sometimes corticosteroids and antibiotics and all suspected drugs are stopped.
In Stevens-Johnson syndrome, a person has blistering of mucous membranes, typically in the mouth, eyes, and vagina, and patchy areas of rash. In toxic epidermal necrolysis, there is a similar blistering of mucous membranes, but in addition the entire top layer of the skin (the epidermis) peels off in sheets from large areas of the body. Both disorders can be life threatening.
Step 15. Clammy dread begins to seep into ones pores, and the mind becomes increasingly hi-jacked with thoughts of ones dermis beginning to peel off in sheets, which leads to more frantic internet searches for photographs documenting this outcome
Step 16. The word nonsense! echoes through the back eddies of the non-delusional hypochondriac's mind, often in close tandem with such worries are madness!
From these early stages 1-16, of course, the nutty only begins to gain strength like a ligature being twisted with the help of an inserted stick to provide leverage and torque.
How quickly the narrowing spiral tightens!
Alas, it is only starting. And as much as we know what we must do, we cannot yet do it. We have not become sufficiently exhausted. The prospect of our flesh tearing off our bodies -- such worries are madness! --still seems a fate to be avoided. We remain too energetic to view flaying as salvation.
Much further in the future still is the only mindset that ever ends one nutty and inaugurates the interlude of peace before the next one starts:
"Give it up! Give it up!" said he, and turned with a sudden jerk, like someone who wants to be alone with his laughter.
Pictorial groin update later today, after tennis.
300 swim free
300 kick choice
200 IM alt. drill/swim by 25
swim 4 x 50 free descend 1-4 on 50
2 x 75 w/15 sec. rest: 50 drill, 25 swim
swim 4 x 25 build on :40
kick 2 x 75 w/15 sec. rest
(fly on #1, free on #2, back on #3)
swim 6 x 75 on 1:30
(#1 fly/bk/br, #2, 4, & 6 back, #3 & 5 free)
swim down 100
Total: 2800 yards
Tue OCT 20th, 2009
the shortcut to my blog is
jammed my right middle finger on a fast touch yesterday, it's swollen & it hurts
Next MEET: 2009 SPMA Short Course Meters Championships
December 4th - 6th, 2009 at Long Beach
44 Days till Long Beach
watched [ame="http://www.usms.org/forums/showpost.php?p=196637&postcount=1283"]Morning swim show with Ariana Kukors[/ame]
around 6 minutes in the show she says she has a kick count that she does in practice off of every wall, 6
I tried doing 6 kicks off every wall, it's hard,
for now my kick count is FOUR OR MORE
WEIGHTS world gym
lat press 8 x 40 8 x 45 8 x 50 6 x 55
bench press 8 x 135 5 x 185
lat pull 8 x 165 6 x 195
TODAYS SWIM PRACTICE
SCY no blocks
6:30 - 8:00
UT Swim Center main pool
Swam with paul, marcio, todd, tyler, jon, ned & erin
150 fr 50 fl dr 50 k
150 fr 50 bk 50 k
150 fr 50 br 50 k
150 fr 50 fr 50 k
changed into B70 legs
assigned: 5:00 swim holding 5 k pace
did: 4 easy 50's
100 fly fast for time
worked the SDK cruised the swimming
assigned: 5:00 swim holding 5 k pace
did: 4 or 5 easy 50's
100 BK fast for time
8 SDKs off each wall
assigned: 5:00 swim holding 5 k pace
did: 4 or 5 easy 50's
100 br fast for time
assigned: 5:00 swim holding 5 k pace
did: 2 easy 50's
skipped the fast 100 fr
skipped the 800 IM set with fins
50 SDK fast
roll start off side
Updated October 20th, 2009 at 05:57 PM by ande
I swam with the Nitro Masters this morning. Though I was disappointed that the pool was gull-less, Steve, Tom, Dave, and Lynne were good company.
Lynne was one of my relay partners in the Lake Travis Trek (63 miles). She is planning to enter the MIMS in june and has a couple of other big swims on the horizon.
Nitro is a nice facility... pretty basic steel building built around a 50m pool. I thought it was dark inside. The lighting runs the length of the pool deck, which gives ample light at the walls, but its dark in the middle, so a bit of extra caution was required on the fly sets.
Yesterday, I was swimming in the rain at Aquatic Park... water temp 57 - 58; air temp colder, so I had a bit of a chuckle when I heard some folks complaining that the water was cold... I thought I was going to have a heat stroke.
The main set was an IM ladder:
I shared a lane with Steve and Lynne, and Steve is crazy fast and led the lane (in board shorts). I'm a little embarrassed to say that I didn't pay attention to the interval or my times except for the last 200.... went a 2:14.
Highland Lakes Challenge starts tomorrow with a 4+ mile swim in Lake Buchanan.
......keepin' it weird!
Updated October 20th, 2009 at 11:12 PM by chaos
My right shoulder is still somewhat sore but better. The muscle that lies on top of the scapula is the culprit and I will finish working it out today. My lower back was hurting because I didn't swim yesterday and was stuck sitting so much at jury duty.
500 kick alt by 100 free/fly w/board & fins
4x50 from dive Free sprint for 20 yards then EZ
300 kick w/fins Fly on back to loosen the lower back
5x100@1:25 Free w/paddles & bouy was going to try for 1:20 like Saturday but had no speed
500 Free EZ every 3rd 25 drill
Total 3000 yards
I was planning to swim solo after school but due to a way too long staff meeting I bagged it.
It was a beautiful evening so.......I took a run.
I ended up going 6 miles (44:49) down River Road Trail. The leaves were peaking in their amber toned splendor! The sun snaked through the leaves and created a cool, almost surreal feeling as I floated down the path toward a better attitude for the evening.
A quick bite and a glass of chard later I'm happy, mellow, and thinking about the night's cool cuddly fall slumber.
This is my favorite time of the year!
Did a 5 mile run at noon. Went at recovery pace (9:45), but HR was still a little high today. A friend with some cardio issues told me to stop trying to figure out what kicks this thing up and keep doing what I'm doing - dealing with it as it comes my way.
Contemplated a swim today, but will back off a little and see if this thing blows over.
Since there have been several requests that I take a break from my lesion's progress, today's vlog is taking a temporary verbal sabbatical from groin pathology to groin excellence.
A number of you may have met my good friends and Sewickley YMCA Sea Dragons (Elderly Division) teammates, the former Mr. Jeremy Cornman and the former Miss Jocelyn Smith.
Jeremy is the only swimmer on our team to still have his name up on the Big Board where the Quaker Valley High School record times are kept. He is a superb sprinter, particularly in butterfly, capable of swimming a 50 SCY fly in the 24.8 range.
Jocelyn is an adult-onset swimmer and former college running star who became more serious about swimming after A) meeting Jeremy and B) swerving to miss a groundhog on her then new $3000 triathlon bike and ending up with metal pins in her collarbone.
In recent years, Jeremy has made a name for himself in two sports: triathlons and steam bath endurance. He is great at the former, and legendary at the latter.
Both he and Jocelyn qualified for the Boston Marathon this year, then Jeremy qualified at Lake Placid for the Iron Man in Hawaii. Jocelyn almost made it but not quite.
In any event, the two just got back from Kona, where Jeremy did quite well.
If you have ever wondered what this is like, I highly recommend you look at Jeremy's blog where he deconstructs his race and provides some great pictures. Fascinating: http://jeremycornman.blogspot.com/
The day after his slightly over 10 hour triathlon performance, the two got married and became, officially, Mr. and Mrs. Jocelyn Smith.
No, just joking.
I think they are now both Cornmans. Or Smith-Cornmans. Or Cornman-Smiths.
In any event, I present to you the incredibly lovely couple, J & J--both of whom, I would venture to bet, score close to 100 on the groin scale (though I have nothing to go on here, just imagining what it would be like, especially Jocelyn, while trying to explain to them both the concept of droit de seigneur, so far without much luck):
Note: I am pretty sure J & J had this wedding picture taken in black and white because they knew they were coming back to Pittsburgh and wanted to prepare themselves for the shock.
As indicated in the title, there will be no verbal mention of the unmentionable here, however, I am going to add today's picture beneath yesterday's picture to see if you can detect any changes.
'Nuff said about that.
(Above photo taken on Sunday)
(Above taken Monday)
SCY with Carrie
200 swim free
200 kick choice
200 IM swim
200 pull breathe 3/5 by 25
200 swim back
swim 8 x 125 on 1:55
(kept these between 1:35 and 1:40)
kick 12 x 75 w/15 sec. rest
(did 1-4 flutter w/board, no fins; 5-8 on flutter back, no fins; 9-12 dolphin on back w/fins)
100 swim down
Total: 3050 yards
Mon OCT 19th, 2009
2009 SPMA Short Course Meters Championships
December 4th - 6th, 2009 at Long Beach
45 Days till Long Beach
watched [ame="http://www.usms.org/forums/showpost.php?p=196637&postcount=1283"]Morning swim show with Ariana Kukors[/ame] and decided to attempt her kick count on everything
6 SDKs, did it for about 200 in warm up then switched to 4
TODAYS SWIM PRACTICE
SCY no blocks
NOON to 1:15
UT Swim Center diving well
Swam with Max Jon & Erin
assigned 4 x 200 desc on 2:50
did 4 x (100 fr, 50 rest, 50 fr)
assigned 400 fr
did 4 x 50
assigned 4 x 100 desc on 1:25
did 3 x 50
assigned 400 fr
did 4 x 50
4 x 50 br on 50
jon & I did
3 x 25 fast for time
1 fr easy speed went 11 something
1 SDK went 11.3
1 fl went 11.0
jammed my right middle finger on finish, it still hurts
Updated October 19th, 2009 at 06:23 PM by ande
Did this on the Ande plan (M = 1900 + medium weights)
long arm crunches, 2 x 25
bird dogs w/broomstick on back, 2 x 15
bicycles, 2 x 50
back extensions, 2 x 15
prone scapular scrunches, 2 x 25
external and internal rotators, 10 x 2 x 15, each arm
seated straight arm dips, 60 x 2 x 25
scapular wall slides, 2 x 25
bench press, 80 x 2 x 10
HS hi row, 110 x 3 x 12
alternating hammers, 15 x 2 x 20
10 minutes stretching
10 x 50, done as 25 shooter (no fins) + 25 EZ
odds = on back
evens = on tummy
2 x (50 AFAP back w/fins + 100 EZ)
went high 24ish
4 x (25 AFAP + 50 EZ)
2 free, 1 evil, 1 fast doggy paddle drill
After taking two days off and getting lots of sleep, I woke up today and was groggy and sleepy and lazy. WTH?! It's now late afternoon and I still feel groggy. I think I probably should have gotten in an easy recovery swim yesterday instead of taking the whole day off. I hope I wake up sometime this week ...
Which SCM Meet?
Here are the two meets I can attend:
December 5-6: Colonies Zone SCM Championships at Flushing
December 11-13: New England Masters LMSC SCM Championships
in Boston, MA http://www.greatbaymasters.org/09scmchamp.php
Originally, I was just planning on Zones in NY. But I'm so cross about the order of events and lumping together of sprints, that I am considering going to the NE meet. Pros of NE meet: slightly later start, bigger meet so more rest, women swim separately from men, slightly better order of events. Pros of NY meet: somewhat closer, pool may be faster, more folks I know will be there, then I could go to Mermaid's meet the next weekend. I'm going to compare costs next.
Ande had alerted me to an interview with Ariana Kukors. As he noted in his SFF tips, she is a big proponent of underwater work as set forth here:
P: "For someone who has asthma you can kick pretty darn well at the end of a 200 IM."
A: "Lot's of training, lot's of training. During sets I work on kicking underwater all day long. I have a kick count that I do and we do a lot of underwater kick at practice. Just from the training I've taught myself how to be comfortable under there."
P: A kick count, what do you mean by that?
A: "I try to take at least 6 kicks, when I'm swimming warm up, when I'm swimming main sets, 6 kicks off everywall."
A: "Underwater sets, it's all in your head, whether or not you can make it."
Bird Dogs w/Broomstick:
I tried this today just for a little variety. It's not that easy. Here's the Auburn youtube clip where they do this: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E_MKU2EyCI"]YouTube - Auburn Weight Workout, Part 1 April 19, 2008 on Floswimming[/ame]
Updated October 19th, 2009 at 06:06 PM by The Fortress
Ok, so in theory I will be at all four practices this week. I have a meet on Sunday. Last week I had my suit mishap on Tuesday and blew off practice on Thursday because I was still battling whatever this infection thing is that is terrorizing my body. Went to the doctor on Friday he gave me antibiotics. He remarked, you are never sick. You haven't been on antibiotics in over a year. That's right doc.
Anyway - was pretty much on time, YEAH!
200 kick choice
200 pull (I dragged my legs)
200 choice non-free (only did a 50)
8 x 125 Free on 2:05 nice easy interval descend 1-4, 5-8
6 x 75 kick choice on r:15
Water was way too warm for me. I hate cold weather but LOVE cold water (to a point).
Didn't feel as bad as I thought it would. I won't get a workout or run in tonight
This is the first time in along time I took a day other than Sunday off. I had jury duty today and since I did not have the wireless card but still needed to do some system checks I chose to stay home and do the checks then go for jury duty. I made it out without getting put on a jury, YEAH!!!