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  1. Friday, Nov 30 - Picking Up the IM

    A light group at the pool this morning. Swam with Peter, Dave M, Danny, and Keith.

    Had to get a little early, so when they decided to do some combination sets on a little longer intervals, I decided to work on IM.

    100 Free
    4x300 Free Descending on 4:30 (4:15, 4:07, 4:02, 3:55 - finally loosened up)
    100 Back
    10x100 on 1:45 - Alternated Free/IM (1:20's and 1:35's)
    100 Kick
    8x50 on 1:00 IM order
    300 Kick
    6x50 Fly/Back/Free on 1:00
    100 Breast
    6x150 Back w/paddles on 2:30

    This is more fly/IM than I have ever done. It wore me down.

    4500 yards
    85 minutes
  2. Friday, 11/30/12

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 04:53 PM (A comfort swimmer's guide to easy swimming)

    Haven't swam since Monday. Must have needed the rest because I felt really good today.

    Warm Up (600)
    200 Free/Back swim
    200 kick w/board & snorkel
    200 pull w/buoy & snorkel, no paddles

    Main Set (2000)
    Back & Free
    1 x 100/1:50 – strong back --1 x 100/1:40 - smooth free
    2 x 100/1:50 – strong back --2 x 100/1:40 - smooth free
    3 x 100/1:50 – strong back --3 x 100/1:40 - smooth free
    4 x 100/1:50 – strong back --4x 100/1:40 - smooth free
    - went 1:28-1:30 on back, 1:25-27 on free

    Warm down:
    200 easy mix of free, back, fly, & breast

    Total: 2800 yards
  3. Not so Fast Fri Nov 30, 2012

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 01:57 PM (Ande's Swimming Blog)
    Fri Nov 30, 2012

    SCM meet is tomorrow

    06 400 Individual Medley
    10 50 Backstroke
    12 100 Butterfly
    18 50 Freestyle
    22 100 Individual Medley

    34 400 Freestyle
    38 50 Breaststroke
    200 Individual Medley
    46 50 Butterfly
    56 800 Freestyle

    plan to do a few relays
    probably drop the 4 free
    My wife has had a bad cold &
    I hope I don't catch it. No symptoms yet

    Swam: yesterday, just took it easy

    Whitney coached
    5:00 - 6:30 dove around 5:20
    SCY UT Swim Center
    north end main pool, blocks
    Swam with Mike, Todd & Chris
    beside Gull, Keith, David, & ??

    Warm up

    Main Set

    4 rounds of
    50 fast
    50 easy
    100 fast
    400 easy

    25 or 50 easy speed on the 50's
    50 easy
    25 easy speed on 100's
    half or less of the 400 easy

    Next Meets:

    Sat Dec 1, 2012 - Sun Dec 2nd
    2012 South Central SCM Reg Championships

    2013 South Central SCY Zone Championships
    Fri Apr 5 - Sun Apr 7
    UT Austin, TX
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  4. Friday, November 30, 2012

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 01:45 PM (I swim, therefore I am)
    SCY@FGCU Aquatic Center
    Air temp of 72, pool at 80, 100% water clarity.
    Partly sunny with humidity at 66%

    Warm up:
    1x300 as 50FR/50BK

    *Set 1*
    1x5000 FR for time with 500 splits
    1. 5:56.6
    2. 6:01.2, 11:57.8
    3. 5:58.5
    4. 5:59.0, 11:57.5, 23:55.3
    5. 5:58.5
    6. 5:59.1, 11:57.6, 35:52.9
    7. 6:00.4
    8. 6:04.8, 12:05.2, 47:58.1
    9. 5:58.4
    10. 5:52.2, 11:50.6, 59.48.7

    Warm down:
    200 EZ Swim

    • During warmup I felt the best so far this week, which I think is partly due to getting more protein in my meals, and my sleeping has improved.
    • Set 1 - This is my best 5000 SCY swim in about 17 years going under 60 minutes. My goal was to be at 1:12 pace per 100 or faster. I am really encouraged by the results, although I did get ragged during the 4th 1000, the last 500 was solid. As soon as I showed up on the pool deck, Coach suggested doing it, and then lifeguard Colleen offered to take my splits, since her shift was over(I think it was a planned conspiracy).
    • I have reached my USMS 2012 GTD Goal of 606 miles with an current pace of 607.15 miles as of today. So the week that started out really awful ends up being pretty good.

    Updated December 1st, 2012 at 01:29 AM by fdtotten

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  5. Vlog Aggregator for!!!!

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 12:40 PM (Vlog the Inhaler, or The Occasional Video Blog Musings of Jim Thornton)
    Great news, everyone! And just in time for the free gift-giving season!

    My USMS swimming vlog, the No. 1 Internet source of news about Jim Thornton's somewhat-related-to-swimming stream-of-consciousness ramblings, is now going to serve a second and arguably even more important raison d'etre:

    Driving traffic to my neonatal blog,

    The Vlog will, in other words, now serve as a "news aggregator" for the blog, and vice versa. I would explain what this means if I understood it myself, but I don't have a clue. In fact, I am just throwing around words like "news aggregator" in the hopes that they might apply to what I am doing. In any event, whatever it is I am attempting here, I am pretty sure it will work in some capacity or other, without causing the global Internet to crash under the sheet massiveness of my daily drivel.

    Emphasis on the pretty.

    In any event, my new blog,, not to be confused with this current vlog,, will feature some unbelievably enchanting unique content including:

    * Actual .pdf's of some of my magazine articles written over the years. These, unlike most of my vlogs 'n blogs, have actually useful information in them! You can learn, for instance, how to shorten the pain of heartbreak, determine your zygosity if you are a twin, and subscribe via RSS feed technology to And so many more useful things, too!

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    * Actual cartoon novellas drawn and written by me both now in my senescence and during my juvenilia days--watch a mind develop and decay all at a single one-stop site!

    A snippet from the entirely viewable online and/or downloadable for permanent library inclusion of the ongoing cartoon autobiography: Jim! Up Through Screamer.

    * The Thornton Twins Podcast, not yet up, but which should be up very soon--perfect for downloading to your smartphone and playing either late at night when you need a cure for insomnia, or behind the wheel when you need to stave off grogginess and evade vehicular misadventure!

    Women of a certain vintage who have long fantasized about a dalliance with twins are free to stoke said fantasies while listening to the Thornton twins discuss the leading issues of the day in their deeply resonant male voices that only occasionally squeak!

    Go ahead! We do not mind being fodder for your fantasies, though if you have ever been diagnosed with erotomania (ero·to·ma·nia/ (-maŽne-ah) 1. a type of delusional disorder in which the subject harbors a delusion that a particular person is deeply in love with them; lack of response is rationalized, and pursuit and harassment may occur), please know that John and I are not what we appear to be in this handsome picture from our younger days, but rather are constipated old cranks riddled with disgusting personal habits and you would be much better off fixating on these twins instead:

    Okay. I know what you're thinking. "Jim, you had me at 'Great news!' What do I need to do to make it incredibly simple to follow your new blog,, on the Internet? To be honest, I am not that technologically savvy."

    First of all, don't be ashamed! I, too, am not that technologically savvy. And figuring out how to make things as easy and enjoyable as humanly possible for anybody on earth to find and follow me remains an ongoing challenge.

    But here is what I recommend for now, at least:

    1. Check out this blog entry first,, which will explain how to use RSS feed technology to automatically funnel any new entries into your "reader"--and I even provide links to some good, free readers for those of you who, like me, don't know what "readers" are. Note: there remain some bugs in the system, so please be patient with the RSS feeding/reader thing! Eventually, it will all go swimmingly.

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    And you will all be invited!
  6. Sarasota Y Sharks Masters 5:30 AM Workout -12/03/20122

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 11:57 AM (Sarasota Y Sharks Masters GOLD Workout)
    WARM UP:
    1 X 300 4:30 4:30
    4 X 75 1:15 1:05
    4 X 50 1:00 :50
    Two rounds. Round 1 intervals left, 2 right.

    1 X 200 kick 4:30
    10 X 50 kick 5 on 1:10 5 on 1:00
    1 X 100 swim

    6 X 200 pull 3:00
    Negative split all 6

    24 X 50
    5 fly on 1:00
    5 back on 1:00
    5 breast on 1:15
    5 free on :45
    4 easy warm down 1:00

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  7. Post Turkey, poop in the pool

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 10:28 AM (Alex's swim journal)
    Getting back into the normal routine this week after a refreshing break (not from swimming, but from my usual venue and workouts). Monday I decided to focus on just swimming smoothly, with a little bit of up-tempo pace work at shorter distances, so here's what I did:

    100 fr
    100 br
    100 bk
    500 fr on 9:00
    10 x 50 on :55 (mostly :44-:45)
    100 br
    500 fr on 9:00
    10 x 50 on :55 (Mostly: 45-:46)
    100 br
    500 fr on 9:00
    10 x 50 on :55 (mostly :47)
    100 br
    100 bk
    100 fr

    3800 SCY in 70 minutes.

    Tuesday's workout consisted of about 2000 in drills, kick, and pull before I did a 1000 continuous swim in which I had 4 hard 200s each followed by a recovery 50--all freestyle. My 200s were between 3:10 and 3:15, which is in my 1500/1650 pace range... yes, I know, pretty slow; but I've been on something of a plateau this year.

    Wednesday was a total bust because I waited until after work to try to get to the Y (lately I've been stopping on my way in or during the lunch hour). I made it to the Y about 6:45P, but by the time I got changed and spent twenty minutes in the steam and sauna rooms (I've been drinking tons of water and trying to sweat out the toxins to avoid the cold I felt coming on at the beginning of the week... it seems to have worked) the pool was CLOSED DOWN... 1 hour, 45 minutes earlier than normal! Some kid took a dump in the pool.... grrrr! Darn you, pooping kid!

    Yesterday's workout is one I've gone back to several times this fall and I felt like I was swimming it a little stronger: 4000 SCY in 80 minutes, 3000 of which was hard swimming (faster than LT pace).

    500 warm-up (mix of fr, br, and bk)--10 minutes
    20 x 50 on 1:00 (mostly :39-:41)
    no rest
    10 x 100 on 2:00 (mostly 1:29-1:30)
    no rest
    5 x 200 on 4:00 (3:10, 3:09, 3:08, 3:10, 3:11)
    500 cool-down (mix of fr, br, and bk)--10 minutes

    My goal here was to be swimming faster than 1500 pace, but stay relaxed; the last 100 of those 200s at the end of the workout was tough though; falling off from :45-:46/50y pace to :49-:50/50.

    EZ day today... we'll see what I manage to get in. Tomorrow I'll do a distance day.
  8. 11.30.12 - Friday workout

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 09:57 AM (Pete's swim blog)
    Swam w/ Dave, Dave, Keith and Danny. From the "why wasn't I listening when someone told me about this" department: Turns out that I exhale on my breaststroke too early. I've been told in the past to keep my head down when I breathe. But I never could because even though my mouth came out of the water, enough water came up with my head that I'd get a mouthful if I didn't tilt my head forward. So, I got the bright idea today of exhaling as my face is breaking the surface of the water. It worked! No more head bobbing! Why didn't someone tell me about this before? They probably did... I just wasn't listening.


    600 Warm up

    4 x 300 Free - 4:30 descend (3:50, 3:44, 3:38, 3:30)
    100 Easy

    10 x 100 - 1:45 Convert IM -> IM kick
    100 Easy

    20 x 50 - 1:00
    * 1-4, 9-12, 17-20 SDK w/ fins down, easy back
    * 5-8, 13-16 IM Order
    100 Easy

    8 x 150 - 2:30
    * 1-4 Kick sandwich on IM bread
    * Pull/kick/IM Order

    200 Easy

    (5500 Total)
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  9. Short Course Friday and crowded

    by , November 30th, 2012 at 08:15 AM (Mixing it up this year)
    SCAD has there meet this weekend so all the teams were in this morning for workout. Most of the laps swimmers were scared off so I actually got my own lane, YEAH!

    My back was still making it's pain known but it did not last much past 200 yards. The first part of my ritual 500 is always exceedingly slow.

    500 free
    500 free kick w/zoomers every 3rd 25 fast

    8x25@:45 shooters w/zoomers made it to 15m
    5x200@3:00 free w/paddles & bouy descend 1-5 went 2:50, 2:48, 2:46, 2:43, 2:37

    8x25@:10RI scull
    200 breast kick
    8x25@:10RI DPS kept a count of 15-16

    4x100@:15RI free EZ

    total 3200 yards