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  1. More CDVB, Friday, Oct. 16

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 04:31 PM (The FAF AFAP Digest)
    AM Gym:


    long arm crunches, 2 x 50
    bicycles, 1 x 100
    broomstick twist, 2 x 50
    (I dunno, Q, this seems pretty worthless, though it's a nice stretch.)
    hanging straight leg raises, 3 x 15
    trunk twists on incline bench w/15 lb DB, 2 x 25
    overhead squats (the "Nicole"), 1 x 10 with broomstick, 3 x 15 w/45 lb bar.
    (It took a few reps to get my balance down, but then it was fine. Good core exercise.)


    HS hi row, 140 x 3 x 8 (fast)
    tricep press, 44 x 3 x 10 (fast)
    alternating hammers, 17.5 x 2 x 20 (fast)

    rack chins, 3 x 15
    (these are getting much easier, probably need to add weight)


    run stance squat jump/twist, 5 x 5*

    = do 5 small squat jumps in place + 1 explosive twisting turn and jump of 180 degrees. liked it, it's definitely a keeper

    leaping lunges switches, 2 x 10

    leap frog squats. 2 x 5*

    = 5 double leg squat leaps with wide legs)

    med ball "starts," 2 x 15

    = use 2 6 lb med balls. place fingers under ball in front. bend knees and get into position as if doing a grab start. then explosively push back with arms and hands and throw ball against back wall as hard and fast as possible. we have a 15 foot room adjacent to the weight room. I stood a couple feet or more in front of it and did this, and it seems to work. the balls flew in the air and bounced right before the wall. this is a keeper. Pete mentioned this exercise yesterday, and now I can't recall where he heard of it. Salo, Pete?

    * = plyos from the P90X plyo vid that I found on youtube


    I suck!
    I ran out of time and only did:

    scapular wall slides, 2 x 25

    BTW, This is not the order I do all these exercises in, it's just how I blog them. I usually mix them up and superset everything.

    PM Swim/SCY/Solo:

    Warm up:

    400 swim
    200 kick
    200 fly drills

    Hypoxic/Stroke Work:

    10 x 50 @ 1:15
    odds = cruiser backstroke kick
    evens = SDK shooter w/fins, 1 breath at turn

    100 EZ

    10 x 50 @ 1:00
    25 easy speed fly + 25 EZ DAB
    breakouts were kinda crappy

    100 EZ

    Speed Work:

    3 x 75, done as:
    25 AFAP free from mid pool + 50 EZ

    125 EZ

    4 x 50, done as:
    backstroke start power kick to 15 meters and cruise the rest
    14-15 SDKs to get to 15 meter mark. Probably means 13 in a race with my B70.

    100 EZ

    1 x 50 SDK on back AFAP (23.5ish, was tired)

    200 EZ

    Total: 3000

    Rest Plan for Sprint Classic:

    Ande and I were chatting about a rest plan for the Sprint Classic. I am going with a 5 day "rest" so I can swim pretty fast without losing too much training mojo. Plus, on the CDVB plan, one doesn't have to really "rest" too much as opposed to cutting out or cutting back on the cross-training.

    Ande suggested this plan to adapt as needed:

    try this schedule,
    also in swim practice do
    perfect form, hard PUSHOFFS, FAR GLIDEs, & GREAT STREAMLINES


    s 10/17 2000 4 fast 25's 2 fast 50's

    s 10/18 OFF or easy 1500

    m 10/19 1900 4 fast 25's 2 fast 50's medium lift

    t 10/20 1800 4 fast 25's 1 fast 50

    w 10/21 1700 3 fast 25's 2 fast 50's light lift

    t 10/22 1600 2 fast 25's 1 fast 50

    f 10/23 1500 2 fast 25's

    s 10/24 1200 easy 1 or 2 fast 25's

    I like this plan. The only exception is that I plan to take tomorrow off (as usual) and swim on Sunday instead. I will likely go to my team workout that day, and just skip 1/3 of the workout or so, maybe do 2500. My "lift" will also include some core work. But I do plan on a full week rest for the legs. I've been working hard since the Fall Ball, so my body could probably use a light week anyway.
  2. Day 45

    5x100 FR@2:00
    300 Kick = 200 IM/BR - 100 FR w/fins
    200 Drill = 100 FR - 100 FL

    25/50/75/100/100/75/50/25 Pull based on:30

    10x50 Kick BR@1:15 No board, hands together in front of you, on the stomach going down, on the back coming back
    1-3 no fins
    4-6 Pos Drive fins
    7-10 Speedo fins

    200 Easy

    2200 SCY Indoors Solo
  3. Worsening Groin Disaster, Rated XM for Mature Medical

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 12:42 PM (Vlog the Inhaler, or The Occasional Video Blog Musings of Jim Thornton)
    I went to the doctor this morning, explained the situation about my time in the Wilderness, and the gradual appearance of a smallish lesion sometime after my return from the woods, and how this has steadily blossomed--in spite of, or perhaps because of--the various self-treatments I had tried (OTC anti-fungal foot creme; powerful cortisone creme for thumb fungus; scalding hot water dousing).

    He had me drop my pants and Hog Sheathe to reveal the horrorshow lurking below. It now looks like an open stab wound, or some kind of attempt by my body to transform my gender against my will, or maybe like the first axe strike that will eventually lead to my left leg cracking and the need to cry "Timber" when the thing crashes on the ground, possibly making a sound, possibly not, depending on whether there is anyone around to hear it, and that person's philosophical leanings.

    I'm getting off the track.

    He looked at the lesion as I looked at his eyes. A doctor becomes steeled over the decades by human disgustingness, but this was of such a revolting caliber that I dare say even Edgar Allen Poe would have been moved to vomit at the sight of it.

    First warning: you, too, will soon have the opportunity to see this in a coldly sterile medical photograph taken by me on my Logitech QuickCapture internet camera.

    Do not look if you are underweight, for to look at this lesion as it has come to be over the course of the past few days is to virtually guarantee that you will lose both your appetite and your lunch.

    Indeed, it's only a matter of time before the Jim Thornton Groin Catastrophe Pictorial Diet Plan catches on with startlets all throughout Southern California and its surrounding valleys and nooks.

    So the doctor said, "It doesn't actually look like a fungus--more like an infection. Is it possible you might have been bitten by a tick?"

    He proceeded to list a number of suspects he wanted to run titers for, including Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and/or other germs of the rickettsia group.

    As Wikipedia sums up:

    Rickettsia is a [ame=""]genus[/ame] of [ame=""]motile[/ame], Gram-negative, [ame=""]non-sporeforming[/ame], highly [ame=""]pleomorphic[/ame] [ame=""]bacteria[/ame] that can present as [ame=""]cocci[/ame] (0.1 μm in diameter), rods (1–4 μm long) or thread-like (10 μm long). [ame=""]Obligate intracellular parasites[/ame], the Rickettsia survival depends on entry, growth, and replication within the [ame=""]cytoplasm[/ame] of [ame=""]eukaryotic[/ame] host cells (typically endothelial cells).[1] Because of this, Rickettsia cannot live in artificial nutrient environments and are grown either in [ame=""]tissue[/ame] or [ame=""]embryo[/ame] cultures (typically, chicken embryos are used). In the past they were regarded as microorganisms positioned somewhere between viruses and true [ame=""]bacteria[/ame]. The majority of Rickettsia bacteria are susceptible to [ame=""]antibiotics[/ame] of the [ame=""]tetracycline[/ame] group.
    Rickettsia species are carried as [ame=""]parasites[/ame] by many [ame=""]ticks[/ame], [ame=""]fleas[/ame], and [ame=""]lice[/ame], and cause [ame=""]diseases[/ame] such as [ame=""]typhus[/ame], [ame=""]rickettsialpox[/ame], [ame=""]Boutonneuse fever[/ame], African Tick Bite Fever, [ame=""]Rocky Mountain spotted fever[/ame], Australian Tick Typhus, Flinders Island Spotted Fever and Queensland Tick Typhus [2] in human beings. They have also been associated with a range of plant diseases. Like [ame=""]viruses[/ame], they only grow inside living cells. The name rickettsia is often used for any member of the [ame=""]Rickettsiales[/ame]. They are thought to be the closest living relatives to bacteria that were the origin of the [ame=""]mitochondria[/ame] organelle that exists inside most [ame=""]eukaryotic[/ame] cells.
    The method of growing Rickettsia in chicken embryos was invented by [ame=""]Ernest William Goodpasture[/ame] and his colleagues at [ame=""]Vanderbilt University[/ame] in the early 1930s.

    How typically inane of me to have worried about misadventure with wolverines, pizzlies, and porcupines when the real threat were non sporeforming highly pleomorphic obligate intracellular parasites!

    Warning number 2: do not look at my pictures if you are squeamish, prudish, or plagued a disturbing triumvirate of traits that include bed wetting, fire setting, and animal getting. These pictures will either greatly disturb you or enable you to begin acting on certain fantasies that are best left unacted upon. You have been warned twice!

    My friend and swimming coach, Bill White, who in a recent comment about yesterday's vlog, Groin Disaster! ( than 50 hits and no 5 star ratings yet--honestly, would it kill you to click on this link and revisit!) banned me from swimming practice till the Pierian Spring in my groin stops producing liquid, anyhow, Bill and I got to talking today after my new diagnosis, and I told him that I would love to be able to show my regular viewers what exactly it is that I am suffering so egregiously from, but due to its location and the family values of the USMS community at large, which doesn't take kindly to rickettsia in these parts, anyhow, I lamented that I couldn't do so without inviting complaints and the likelihood Jim Matysek would be recruited into taking such a graphic vlog down.

    Bill came up with a great idea: simply cover over what EricOrca referred to as my "naughty bits" with a picture that provides a schematic sense of where the lesion is in relationship to a medically accurate if idealized anatomical drawing.

    Which will make much more sense once you see it.

    However, I must now issue Warning Number 3:

    Do not read any further, nor examine in any way, least of all great detail (which can be done by holding down the ctrl key and tapping the + sign on PC's, not sure exactly how to zoom in on lesions on a Mac.)

    Do not do this, please!

    Furthermore, if you are a woman who has secretly been harboring unrequited romantic leanings towards me, you have reached something of a fork in the road here.

    If you want to rid yourself forever of these tortured unrequited feelings, then looking will absolutely do the trick.

    If, however, you find that fantasizing about me gives your life a sense of meaning it had never known before, and you are holding out hope for the 1 in 10,000 chance, nay, 1 in 1,000,000 chance the lesion will ultimately (as the doctor predicts) heal, then do NOT look at these pictures, for the night bell once rung can not be unrung, and Jim's Groin Disaster, Rated XM for Mature Medical, shall surely haunt you all the days of your life, and more!

    Final warning.

    Do not look.

    The armamentarium now includes antibiotic ointment and antibiotic pills and bandaids to keep the poultice in place. The cortisone and antifungal cremes are no longer being used. The Wolverine Spirit God continues to be an important part of the incantations I speak when delirious.

    Male patient, 57, wearing an item of garmentry sometimes referred to as "panties" by his women friends but which he himself calls the Hog Sheathe

    Patient's suspected Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever lesion displayed beside an anatomically stylized locator graphic that keeps this photo from being erotic and instead renders it XM-rated for Mature Medical viewing only.
  4. FAST Fri OCT 16th, 2009, 1:52 200 FR

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 12:16 PM (Ande's Swimming Blog)
    Fri OCT 16th, 2009
    weighed 217

    Next MEET:
    2009 SPMA Short Course Meters Championships
    December 4th - 6th, 2009 at Long Beach

    48 Days till Long Beach

    Todd here's the link to
    Eric "The Eel" Moussambani's 100 fr race at the 2000 Olympics
    [ame=""]YouTube - The Dream: Roy and HG on Eric 'The Eel' Moussambani[/ame]


    SCY no blocks
    6:30 - 8:00
    whitney coached
    UT Swim Center main pool & diving well
    Swam with Brad, Marcio, beside tyler todd Larry & Max

    WORE B70 Legs

    warm up
    20 min choice
    did 100 free then 8 minutes of 50 free on 50 then the rest 50 free on 45


    50 fast
    went 24

    100 easy

    100 fast
    went 53 or 4

    200 easy

    200 fast
    went 1:55

    400 easy

    50 fast easy speed
    went 25

    100 easy

    100 fast easy speed
    went 57

    200 easy

    200 fast easy speed
    went 2:01

    400 easy

    skipped 50 fast

    skipped 100 easy

    skipped 100 fast

    skipped 200 easy


    200 fast
    went 1:52
    split it 26 29 29 28

    2 beat kicked 125 6 beat kicked 75

    100 easy

    Updated October 16th, 2009 at 03:53 PM by ande

    Swim Workouts
  5. {Insert clever, eye catching title here}

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 11:36 AM (A comfort swimmer's guide to easy swimming)
    Friday, 10/16/09

    SCY, solo

    300 swim free
    200 swim back
    300 pull choice (did 150 free/150 back)
    200 kick choice (did rev IM)

    swim 6 x 50 free on :50, breathe every 3
    (held 40's on these)
    50 easy

    swim 6 x 50 back on :55 w/10 SDK off each wall
    (held 45's a couple I only got 9 sdk)
    100 easy

    swim 6 x 50 free on :50 breathe every 5
    (these were just a bit faster than the 1st, around 38-39)
    200 easy

    swim 12x25 on 40 choice: every 3rd one all out
    (did 3 of each stroke, even breast)

    swim down 450, a mix of back and free

    Total: 3000 yards

    Updated October 16th, 2009 at 11:54 AM by poolraat

  6. Power and weight

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 10:38 AM (Elise's Fitness Fun)
    Have lost a few pounds running which means I will have less weight to pull through the water. At the same time, I don't appear to be getting any stronger in the weight room. In fact, I may have lost strength. For everybody, there must be an optimal point where you don't pull more than you have to through the water, yet you are still strong. I wouldn't mind losing about 3 more pounds, but will it be the right 3 pounds? Will I compromise my power by doing so? Three pounds doesn't sound like much, but I am at a real close breaking point.

    First, I think I will consider my diet. I haven't been eating frequently enough as I have been very busy lately. This may have resulted in some muscle loss. I first will try eating frequent small meals like I was doing this summer. Second, as October winds down, I likely will back off on my running as well. Running is great for dropping body fat, but it can get to a point where you lose muscle as well. I'll never forget when I stopped running regularly a few years ago. About six months later, a guy asked me if I was on steroids. LOL He said my thigh muscles had gotten huge. Always kind of wondered if that was a nice way to tell me that my thighs had gotten fat. LOL

    Hit the weight room early this morning. Not my favorite time to hit the weights, but am feeling good now that I've gotten it done.

    Lat hi row: 50 x 5, 90 x 3, 2 sets of 120 x 15

    Bench press: bar x 5, 65 x 5, 75 x 4, 85 x 3, 95 x 2, 100 x 1, 105 x 1, 95 x 2, 85 x 3, 75 x 4, 65 x 5, bar x 5

    Triceps press: 2 sets of 40 x 15

    Alt. hammer curls: 2 sets of 15 x 10

    Military press: 2 sets of 40 x 15

    Push-ups with bosu ball: 2 sets of 15

    Bicycle crunches: 1 set of 100

    Good morning darlings: 1 set of 25

    Side crunches: 2 sets of 25

    Back extensions: 1 set of 25
  7. SNOWGA?

    As I write this I am aboard Virgin America flt vx11 to SFO for a bit of swimming in the bay that includes a 10k Golden Gate to Bay Bridge swim tomorrow morning. The predicted water temperature is 55 - 57... no too bad and I'm hoping to get a couple of longer Aquatic Park swims in as well. The South End Rowing Club has a nice facility available for a post swim shower and sauna.... the latter I have grown to really appreciate, as someone explained, breathing in the heat quickly warms you from inside out. Day use fees are 6.50 and worth every penny. The old wooden rowing skulls that fill the lower level are worth the price of admission right there.
    I will be heading to Austin from SF on monday to take part in the 3rd annual Highland Lakes Challenge
    hey, its not too ate to sign up!

    On another note, its snowing back home...WTF!
    This means its is unlikely that there will be any more swims at my favorite lake as the water temp will be in the low 50's by the time I return home... and the 20 minute down-hill post swim bike ride will be rather unpleasant in 30 degree weather..... oh well. I think its time to engage in some cold "non swimming" conditioning like cold showers, semi-naked speed bag sessions on the deck, and maybe the next big thing........snowga?
  8. Lonnngg Course YEAH!

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 08:04 AM (Mixing it up this year)
    A nice long stretched out workout, just perfect for a rainy day.

    100, 200, 300, 400 @:15R Free
    500 Free kick w/fins moderate
    500 kick w/fins streamline alt by 100 fly/back
    5x100@2:00 Free sprint from 15 meter mark in to turn and back out to 15 meter mark the rest is easy
    4x200@3:30 Free w/paddles & bouy keep it long on last 2 build the last 100
    200 Free EASY

    Total 3500 meters
  9. Thurs Oct 15: AM Swim & PM Gym

    by , October 16th, 2009 at 01:00 AM (aztimm's training blog)
    Made it to swim this morning with the team, ASU Rec Center, 6am, short course yards
    around 800 warm-up, mixed in some breast
    moved over to do the drills--breast day!
    3 x 50 breast @ 1:10
    tons of breast drills, some 2 pull/1 kick, 2 kick/1 pull, every other kick a fly kick, extra high, probably 800-1000 all together
    3 x 50 breast @ 1:10, incorporating in the drill concepts
    100 warm-down

    I've been very early to workouts this week. The carpool lane on the freeway I use opened; it is open to all until 6am, so I get there faster. Then there's some street parking close to the rec center that just got meters (had been open and students never moved their cars), free until 8am, so between them both I've been 10+ min early.

    There were only 5 of us doing the breast drills, in 3 lanes, with 1 coach. So we got some good attention. At the end, I chatted with the guy I shared a lane with and the one in the next lane...they had tons of gear. I tried out some breast stroke count for breast is usually 7-9, was 5/6 with these. Also tried out breast fins, but I didn't care for them...gave too much float to my feet, felt like they were airborne.

    Went to the gym after work (following copied/pasted from my iPhone notes):
    Precor elliptical w/ arms: 12 min, 130 cal. 1720 strides, resistance 7, crossramp 6
    Chest fly w/dumbbells, flat bench, feet elevated and crossed (weight is each arm): 1 x 15 x 35, 1 x 12 x 45, 1 x 12 x 50, 1 x 12 x 55, 2 x 6 x 60
    Hammer strength iso lateral bench press: 2 x 12 x 97, 1 x 8 x 117, 1 x 6 x 127
    Hammer strength iso lateral front lat pulldown: 1 x 15 x 90, 2 x 12 x 140, 2 x 6 x 190
    Hammer strength iso lateral high row: 1 x 15 x 90, 1 x 12 x 180, 2 x 8 x 200
    Standing machine biceps curls: 1 x 15 x 70, 1 x 12 x 80, 1 x 12 x 90, 2 x 9 x 100
    Standing triceps rope pulldowns: 1 x 12 x 60, 2 x 8 x 70, 1 x 6 x 80
    Leg raise: 3 x 15 (much easier without crunch machine)
    Situps on decline bench: 30 normal, 15 w/ 10# weight, 15 normal

    I'm liking this new routine. I'm just kind of doing a little of everything, not too much stress. Trying to do a couple of different lifts over a week, rather than all in 1 session.

    I needed the break from the treadmill. Think I took things a touch too much last night, and then the breast drills this morning... Nothing drastic, but just makes me remember I'm not quite back to normal yet.

    Tomorrow is our Fast Friday swim set. Not sure if I'll do blocks or not. May try one and see how it goes. Then PM will be another treadmill run, leg weights, my PT-type stuff, some abs, and pullups.

    Also, anyone have any good recommendations on running tights? Brands to look for, where to buy, etc? Any recommendations on sizing?
    I'm tempted to just bite the bullet and go to Dicks, just so I can try them on. My legs are long, my waist small, but my thighs thick. I wear S in running shorts, and 30 x 32 in most pants or jeans.

    Thinking of getting them for my Europe trip. It would be fun to run in Munich and Berlin (hope I can wear shorts to run in Barcelona, and hopefully Madrid).

    Edited to add: Man am I glad I visited PA when I did and am now back in warm AZ. My sister sent me the attached photo this morning. While it looks pretty, come on, snow in October??? That's just crazy. And here we're having record warm temps, could be 100 tomorrow.

    Updated October 16th, 2009 at 08:15 AM by aztimm

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  10. Groin Disaster!

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 10:57 PM (Vlog the Inhaler, or The Occasional Video Blog Musings of Jim Thornton)
    Because my idiopathic (as yet) groin disaster is driving me batty with itching, tonight's vlog will be a bit simplified.

    I will be adding no pictures or videos, which I think can only pale in comparison to what your imaginations can supply.

    Moreover, I have lost too much sleep from the itching disturbing my sleep last night that I can't write more than a line or two of coherent prose.

    Thus permit me to approach the topic of fungi invasion of the crease between my left teste and inner thigh, at the very top, the upper left vertex of the isoscelean Delta of Venus (were I a woman), or perhaps the eye bag under Pinocchio's left orb is a bit more like it (were I a man), during a rare moment of Pinocchioian truth-telling, for there is no lie I could tell in all god's firmament that would allow my nose to elongate right now, so fierce is the itching, where was I?--oh, yes, the forms with which I will approach tonight's topic succinctly:

    • a haiku

    • copied comments from my Facebook page, the other arena where I have been soliciting free medical advice, so far without any serious suppliers of same.

    Part 1: Haiku

    Itchy groin mis'ry
    Scalding water from the tap
    Short-lived abatement

    Part 2: Facebook commentary

    (I posted a link to yesterday's vlog-- ; Floyd and Barb both gave it a "like" rating. Then the following comments appeared over time)

    Barb Weidner The ads are for jock itch and genital itch, lol.
    Yesterday at 8:18pm ·

    Leslie Livingston Maybe the ads will give Jim good sources for effective unguents and creams ...
    Yesterday at 10:17pm ·

    James Scott Thornton I think I need to get some Mycolog. Worked like a dream when I was younger.
    22 hours ago ·

    Richard A Skerrett There are tablets you can take that kill from within.
    15 hours ago ·

    James Scott Thornton Are they available in the US? The itch last night woke me up.
    12 hours ago ·

    Leslie Livingston I'm sure they are, Jim, but you have to go to a doc to get a scrip. The tablets work much faster on nasty funguses.
    11 hours ago

    Richard A Skerrett Definitely worth a visit to the doc. The tablets are most efficacious.
    11 hours ago

    James Scott Thornton Doctor appointment: tomorrow, 8:45 a.m. Assuming, that is, that the fungus--like a seed pod from outer space--has not by then completely subsumed my entire being and called the doctor's office back and announced, "Cancel my appointment. Anti-fungals are no longer necessary."
    8 hours ago ·

    Richard A Skerrett I think you have been reading too much science fiction. The fungus is a wily beast but has not evolved into a dialing organism yet - or has it? Maybe they have new strain in the Idaho wilderness.
    7 hours ago

    James Scott Thornton Part fungus, part wolverine, part Jimbo DNA, and part pure monstrosity!
    7 hours ago

    Jack Martin Fungus consists of millions of living organisms. As a form of life you should respect it's right to live and try to coexist with it! War against fungus is not the answer. Try to see the world through the fungi point of view! If the world didn't have fungus we wouldn't have penicillin!
    6 hours ago ·

    James Scott Thornton I would love to find a PETA member who would come and scrape off every single little fungi from my groin and save same from the horrible death I am praying modern medicine will bring them...

    You do raise a good point, though, Jack. I am being selfish, aren't I?

    Yikes that itches!
    6 hours ago

    Jack Martin "Selfish" is probably not the right analytical framework in this situation. I think we need to look at it through the cost benefit analysis which will be used in the new government health care package. Example: An 80 year old man needs a hip replacement for $100,000, he is only expected to live another 3-4 years, so a hip replacement is a waste... Read More of money. The money is better spent on psychological counseling for 100 career criminals, in order to convince them that rape, robbery and murder are, although an understandable reaction to their deprived childhoods, improper reactions to the stress of modern society.

    In your case this analysis progresses as follows: Jim Thornton's groin; no value to society and little value even to him (57 years old, 2 kids, etc., his groin has done all it's ever gonna do). The value of a new form of fungus: heck for all we know, this particular strain may cure cancer! Result: the fungus lives, Jim's groin?
    3 hours ago

    James Scott Thornton Jack, I can see why you are such an excellent prosecutor! A steady, rational, inarguable accumulation of factoids that lead to one inescapable conclusion:

    cut out Jim's hip and give it to the old man, then let the 100 career criminals feast on what's left.
    15 minutes ago

    Tom Patterson Just take out Bernie Madoff's hip, give it to the 80 year old and let the prisoners feast on what's left of Bernie Madoff's remains.
    11 minutes ago

    James Scott long as we're dissecting Bernie, can I have his groin for transplant?

    2 seconds ago

    Epilogue...or prologue?

    Doctor's appointment tomorrow at 8:45 a.m. Just took another scalding shower, a trick I learned for ameliorating (temporarily) the itch of poison ivy.

    In addition to the original small lesion, that looked like one of those between-the-toes cracks you can get from Athlete's Foot, like a tiny smirking mouth, I now seem to have developed a major allergic reaction to cheap generic drug store anti fungal foot creme applied to the groin. I followed this up with heavy duty cortisone creme prescribed for a finger fungus, and this seemed to do nothing but further hamper my body's attempt to repel the little invaders. And now, exacerbating it all, third degree burns from the shower in an attempt--as the Japanese poets might put it--achieve the bliss of "short-lived abatement."

    If I had the energy, I would try to add one further form of writing to tonight's vlog: the updated folk song.

    I have only one line so far:

    Where have all the groin doctors gone, long time passing?

    Dr. Dixon! Where the hell are you with my free sample of nystatin-oxycontin mustard plaster?

    Why hast thou forsaken me, Dr. Duxson?
  11. Thursday

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 10:01 PM (Swimming, Life, and Other Stuff!)
    Had lots of fun at school today; one of those days you can't believe you get paid good money to do this for a living. A working class hero is something to be!
    I spent a couple hours after school trying to get pics off an xc website for Sarah's jumbo picture the team gives all seniors as a gift. I'm still working on it unsucessfully. I did manage to scan and send some baby pics and her senior pic. I am a computer outkast at times. I wish I had a week to just play with it (the comp) I think I could master it.
    Tonight was a Nasti night. I swam hard and got out early (skipped cool-down) so I could meet my son for some silken tofu. Here's the swim:

    *500 Free warm-up swim
    *200 Dolphin Kick w/fins
    *300 Free on 5:00 int.
    *250 Free on 4:30 int.
    *200 Free on 3:30 int.
    *10 X 75 odds Free/evens IM on 1:30 int.
    *8 X 50 on 1;00 (I did 4 backstroke/4 Freestyle)
    2,600 SCY and off for tofu!

    Updated October 15th, 2009 at 10:50 PM by Bobinator

  12. Thursday Swim

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 08:15 PM (Elise's Fitness Fun)
    Late for warm-up again so used the first set as a warm-up.

    10 x 100 - 50 drill, 50 swim on 20 seconds rest

    10 x 50 free kick on 1:00

    20 x 50 choice build on 15 seconds rest - did free

    10 x 50 fly kick on 1:00

    100 easy ( I got out early)

    3,100 yards total
  13. Group Sprints @ GMU, Thursday, Oct. 15

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 05:16 PM (The FAF AFAP Digest)
    SCY @ GMU

    As Pete noted, we had a hard core group today at GMU for our now virtually routine High Intensity Thursdays: Speedo, Jazzy, Cage Fighter and me. (Next Thursday, however, we're skipping and lounging around to prep for the Sprint Classic.) I really hope Jazzy can keep joining us, though it's a bit far from where he works.

    Warm up:

    700 variety

    8 x 50 @ 1:15
    25 UW shooter on back (no fins) + 25 EZ

    50 EZ

    Speed work:

    8 x 75 @ 3:00, done as:

    25 AFAP w/fins + 50 EZ

    I did 4 free and 4 back SDK. Went high 10s and one low 11 on free and 10s on back. I attribute the low 11 on #3 (where Speedo and I had a rare tie :-P) to chatting with Jazzy too much and not being quite ready to go at the send off. So I was not such a slacker on the next one. I think Jazzy loafed all the 25s to prep for his 1 x 50.

    100 EZ

    1 x 50 AFAP free w/fins

    I did free diving from the side. This is NOT a good idea with fins. I got no real push and had a terrible start. Should have just pushed off. Went low 24. Because it was so sub-par, I swam another 100 EZ and tried another 50 AFAP.

    100 EZ

    1 x 50 back w/fins

    This time I missed the turn and almost hit my heels on the top of the wall, so just cruised the second 25.

    200 EZ

    Total: 2150

    Hottub 15 min of non-stop Q & A ...



    Felt somewhat tired before the sprint session today, and now I feel pretty dead. The combo of weights-plyo-sprinting-hot yoga is pretty tiring. The yoga seems great for flexibility, but I think it works the legs quite a bit too -- the first 45-60 minutes are all standing poses. Speedo and I discussed the flexibility issue briefly. He says there's a portion of Salo's book on this topic, so I need to read that.

    I'm still mulling over exactly how much to rest for the Sprint Classic -- even though some clowns seem to think the CDVB plan is not amenable to a "taper." I could do a gradual 10 day taper (starting tomorrow) or a 5 or 3 day drop taper. I am only considering the 10 day because this could be my last yards meet in my magic suit. However, I would then have to repeat this rest for my Dec 6-7 Zones meet and re-start weights et al, and the prospect of two such tapers is, ugh, very unappealing. I will most likely do the 5 day taper and stop weights after tomorrow. I will be a puppet and not do a 7 day taper since Clydesdale says that's exactly the WRONG amount of time to rest, and I think he may be correct on this point.

    I was grilled in the hottub and pool by Cage Fighter. Currently, he's a sprinter doing distance workouts and needs to revise his training plan to add more race pace work and kicking. He reminds me of me a few years ago when I really didn't know WTF I was doing in the pool with solo training. We encouraged him to get on the DF and look through the blogs. I told him to look for the sprinter blogs and Ande's blog (if he's not doing 60 x 100s) and use the Ask Ande thread or start his own thread. We thought Cage Fighter would make a lovely forum name. (He had apparently tried to browse the forums/blogs, but didn't realize we all had special user names.)

    SCM Meets:

    I'm probably not going to our very first local fall SCM meet. . This apparently unduly interferes with family Thanksgiving plans. I'm in the doghouse at the moment with my meet dates interfering with RL dates. If I have to skip that meet, I'll go to Zones for two days. (And then piss my kid off by missing most of the Dolan meet, though her best event is on Friday. But since she's totally out of swimming shape from her volleyball escapades, the mommy guilt will be minimized somewhat.)

    Metro finally has the info for Zones up. As per usual, all my best events are back to back. I wonder if the rampant discrimination against fly-backers will ever end?! (Seriously, it's almost comical.) I'm very very glad I swam the 100 back and 100 fly at the Albatross Meet, as I can't do them at Zones. Still, I would've liked to get another crack at the 100 back at a champ meet. All the sprints are crammed together on day 1 and 2 as well. Here's the Order of Events:

    Saturday AM:
    (distance events in the afternoon, lucky ducks!)

    200 breast
    50 back
    100 fly
    100 free
    50 breast
    200 back
    100 IM

    Sunday AM:

    200 fly
    100 breast
    50 free
    200 IM
    100 back
    50 fly
    200 free

    Based on this line up, I'll probably swim the 50 back, 50 breast, 100 IM, 50 free and 50 fly. I wish the 50 back wasn't the first event, as I usually need an event to get the cobwebs out. But c'est la vie.

    Here's the psych sheet for the Rowdy Gaines SCM meet this weekend:

    Shoulder Exercise:

    Here's a shoulder exercise that Jazz posted. Just wanted to link it here as well, as it looks helpful.

    Updated October 15th, 2009 at 09:45 PM by The Fortress

    Swim Workouts
  14. Sarasota Y Sharks Masters 5:30 Workout -10/16/09 -SCY

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 02:34 PM (Sarasota Y Sharks Masters GOLD Workout)

    WARM UP:
    1 X 200 3:20
    3 X 100 1:40
    4 X 75 1:15
    Swim it twice

    2 X 150 kick 3:15
    4 X 50 kick 1:10
    4 X 50 kick 1:00

    1 X 200 50 stroke/50 free 3:30
    2 X 100 2:00
    4 X 50 1:00
    Two rounds. Round 1: back Round 2: breast
    Break between rounds

    12 X 25 fast :40
    1-6: back
    7-12: breast

    4 X 100 free
    1 X 100 easy free 2:00
    Three rounds.
    Round 1: 100's on 1:30
    Round 2: 1:25
    Round 3: 1:15 or 1:20

    WARM DOWN: 4 X 50 easy 1:00

    Swim Workouts
  15. Thu OCT 15th, 2009, did 6k today

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 11:33 AM (Ande's Swimming Blog)
    Thu OCT 15th, 2009
    weighed 213

    Next MEET:
    2009 SPMA Short Course Meters Championships
    December 4th - 6th, 2009 at Long Beach

    49 Days till Long Beach


    SCY no blocks
    6:30 - 8:00
    whitney coached
    UT Swim Center diving well
    Swam with Brandon Marsh, Larry & Tara Castro
    Beside tyler todd ned & jon

    WORE lycra brief

    today I walked on the pool deck
    clock was on the :30 sec
    folks were diving in on the top
    the board said 60 x 100 on 1:20, the first 9 was our warm up.
    I grabbed my gogs tied my suit & dove in 2nd on the :05

    warm up & main set

    60 x 100 or 75 or 50 on 1:20
    we did 6 rounds of 10 x 100's
    inx: 9 aerobic hold a pace, then 1 fast,
    we got 20 sec extra rest before the fast 100 but that was it. did the whole set free swim went around 1:00 on the fast ones

    round 1 held 10's did 3 SDKs off the 3rd turn

    rounds 2 - 5 held 1:05's - 1:07's did 3 SDKs off 3rd wall in round 2 then switched into survival mode, often did 1 SDK

    round 6 held 1:09's - 11's (hurting)

    on all the sets I concentrated on pushing off hard and gliding far off each turn

    We got an extra minute & a half rest before the last fast one,
    went 56

    I did every 100 of this set, it's the most I've done in quite a while, was so tempted to skip or reduce but didn't

    Whitney said she was waiting for me to break & I didn't.

    this work out totally goes against my plans to be a sprinter, but it fits right in with my desire to lose weight. I weighed 213 after practice
    Plus I wanted to see if I could make it

    100 easy warm down

    Updated October 15th, 2009 at 11:41 AM by ande

  16. R & R

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 11:28 AM (A comfort swimmer's guide to easy swimming)

    Easy day today, a welcome break.

    SCY, Solo

    500 swim free alt. 75 free/25 drill choice
    400 swim alt. 50 free/50 back
    300 kick w/zoomers alt. 50 free/50 fly
    200 IM alt. drill/swim
    200 pull no free
    300 swim alt. 25 free/25 breast
    4x100 IM w/5 sec. rest
    pull 3x150 free breathing 3/5 by 25
    50 easy

    I didn't keep track of times on this, just swam through it and enjoyed myself.
  17. Tempting Fate

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 07:28 AM (Mixing it up this year)
    With my right shoulder still acting up I still decided to work on my backstroke. This is what set my shoulder off about a month and a half ago. Survived and was very careful but still had some speed which is good.

    8x100@1:45 Free #3&6 Back
    200 Free EASY and long
    5x100@1:40 Free kick w/fins moderate pace
    6x100@:05R Back w/fins #1&4 fashion model, #2&5 partial recovery, #3&6 underwater recovery
    10x50@:55 Back w/paddles
    5x100@1:50 as 50 Free/50 Back
    500 Free as 100 swim/drill/swim/drill/swim

    Total 3600 yards
  18. Some improvements to Union Mines Pool

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 06:30 AM (Swim like an Orca, but faster !)
    Some of the improvements I noticed today at the Outdoor Union Mine HS Pool:
    1. Backstroke flags are gone (Great for developing a "feel" for the turns)
    2. Another lane line damaged by the Ponderosa High School "Animal House" water polo team.
    3. Pool temp was a robust 76 degrees (felt like 75), due to aforementioned animals not covering the pool when they finished.
    4. And they fixed the second outdoor shower, that's been offline since last winter...It had hot water to boot

    I was late to practice..

    Warm 200
    500 continuous kick w/board
    500 FR (3 strokes n/b after turns) did 7:00 2-3 SDK's off wall's (was trying to be slow and speed through the turns)
    4x50 K fly on back SDK
    10x50 Fly 1:15 really bit the dust here! could not get coordinated. Coach gave me some homework drills to get that second kick timed just right.

    100 cool

    A mere 2000 SCY
    I think the workout continued with 10x50's in all strokes, but we didn't have time and although I could stay another half hour I had to leave by 6:30 to get to work by 7:00pm.
  19. Wed Oct 14: AM Swim & PM Gym

    by , October 15th, 2009 at 12:46 AM (aztimm's training blog)
    Made it to swim this morning and to the gym (mostly run) after work.

    6am swim with the team, ASU Rec Center, short course yards
    (water was VERY warm I usually wear a drag suit for workouts, but took it off after warmup, just my brief for the rest)
    around 500 warmup
    400 swim build (no interval)
    two rounds of--
    * 3 x 300 @ 4:30, fast/easy/fast
    * 3 x 50 @ 1:30 kick (did them kick drill)
    * 1 x 100 @ 2:00 FAST
    * 1 x 50 @ 1:20 easy
    200 easy cool down

    I cut a 50 from the first 300 easy, then put on paddles & buoy for the 2nd round first fast/easy 300 (swam the last). my times for the 300s varied, 3:50 and 4 min for the first round, and around 3:55 on the last. fast 100s were 1:15 and 1:12.

    Gym workout after work (copied from my iPhone):
    Teeadmill: 35 min, 422.5 calories, 3.72 miles, avg pace 6.3 mph. Warmup/walk for3 min, then started jog at 5.5 mph and increased .1 mph per min, up to 8 mph for a min, then decrease .2 mph every 20 sec to 6 mph. About 2 min walk at end...I'm drenched!
    Flex fitness standing calf: 3 x 12 x 75, plus tons of heel raises and calf stretching
    Life fitness leg curl: 3 x 10 x 50, each leg individually--3 x 6 x 30
    Life fitness leg extension: 3 x 10 x 55, each leg individually--1 x 6 x 25, 2 x 6 x 40
    Step ups: forard on smallest stool, still higher than highest at pt, 3 x 10, each leg
    Standing jump, to same stool: 3 x 10
    Pullups: 10, 10, 8 (neutral grip)
    Hammer strength abdominal crunch: 2 x 25 x 110, 1 x 12 x 120
    Leg raise: 3 x 15
    Plank: 1 x 1:40
    Crunch: 2 x 50

    Since my injury, when I've been walking, I've been listening to podcasts (mostly language learning). Today tho, I put on my running playlist...started with an extended version of Blue Monday by New Order. I forgot how much music helps get me pumped for a run.

    Planning to swim in the morning, I think the drills will be breast. I did some during warm-down today and it felt surprisingly good. Then gym after work, 10 min on the elliptical or bike then weights.

    I'm tentatively planning for an outdoor run on Sunday, nothing crazy, just 2-3 miles. I have several people wanting to run with me...people from work, swimming, etc. They know I'm recovering and can't go fast. The guy I ran with over the summer asked me today; I told him I'm not ready to run with him, but maybe I could run with his girlfriend.
  20. Run + Weights

    by , October 14th, 2009 at 08:20 PM (Elise's Fitness Fun)
    Hit the treadmill for some HIIT. Did a total of 3 miles as follows:

    Warm-up: 1 mile at 9:14

    1 mile - alternate 45 seconds at 6:40 per mile pace with 45 seconds at 12:00 per mile pace

    1 mile cool-down at 10 minute per mile pace

    Immediately hit the weights and did the following:

    Bench press: bar x 5, 65 x 15, 75 x 10, 85 x 5

    Lat hi row: 50 x 5, 100 x 5, 2 sets of 120 x 15

    Alt. hammer curls: 2 sets of 15 x 10

    Triceps pull-downs: 2 sets fo 30 x 15

    Core work:

    1 set of 100 bicycles

    1 set of 50 good morning darlings

    2 sets of 25 side crunches

    2 sets of 25 crunches with Swiss ball

    1 set of 25 back extensions

    1 set of 25 leg lifts