by, March 2nd, 2009 at 11:29 PM (1428 Views)
For those looking foward to seeing the comedic swim stylings of Jimby, especially as he thrashes about in the 200 freestyle relay--like a little water spider gone amuk!--and later in the 50 fly--a splashing dynamo of ineptitude!--I greatly apologize for the technical problems.
The film is made!
My co-record-breaking teammates and I--all 192 aging man years of us in our crepey skin and swimming suits!--have been suitably documented.
There is even a nice bit of cheesecake rewarding the viewer who can fight off motion sickness (the videographer is not that steady handed a shootist!) to the end!
Alas, YouTube is having trouble processing this 4 minute opus, and thus I will have to try again tomorrow.
I don't expect you to read this.
I certainly do not expect any of you who have read this to re-read this.
And I absolutely certainly do not expect any of you who have read this and re-read this to recommend it to your friends.
But we are living in strange times indeed.
Nothing would surprise me at this point.
Well, next to nothing.
An Oscar nomination for short film cinematography for my upcoming vlog, if YouTube ever finishes processing it, would surpise the mother ****ing ****ity **** **** bejeebers out of me.
Strange as our times have become, that would, I admit, surprise me.