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    Men's Locker Room

    Men's Locker Room

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    Boring....rather be in the Womens.....much better view!!!!!
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    Not much conversation. A lot of spitting practice and flipping towels.

    The girls would love it!
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    Did you see that Hooters poster girl lose her bikini top in the shallow end of the pool?
    I love the smell of neoprene in the morning!

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    !@#$%^&*(),)(*&^%$#@!,*&^,)(*,^%$#! Ouch.
    Wherever you go, there you are

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    Re: Men's Locker Room

    What changes are you considering making in your 401K with all that's going on?

    I'm sure this will digress rapidly...
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    Hey you! The guy standing in front of the sink, shaving in the nude. Put some clothes on, or wrap a towel around yourself for crying out loud!

    Jeez, nobody wants to see that...

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    Yeah...That guy's at my pool, too. Older gent...lost his butt somewhere

    Quote Originally Posted by jnbaker View Post
    Hey you! The guy standing in front of the sink, shaving in the nude. Put some clothes on, or wrap a towel around yourself for crying out loud!

    Jeez, nobody wants to see that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scyfreestyler View Post
    Did you see that Hooters poster girl lose her bikini top in the shallow end of the pool?
    Darn............... The one day I miss practice and this happens?
    ..... Where, Oh, where did I last see my swimming suit? Oh well!

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    Hey, who is that guy going in to the shower with the bottle of powdered soap?
    "Your body will go places your mind never thought it would go, as long as you are mentally tough enough to push it, drag it or carry it there." Tracy A. Burkholder

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim clemmons View Post
    What changes are you considering making in your 401K with all that's going on?

    I'm sure this will digress rapidly...

    No changes. Invest aggressively when the market is down, reap the rewards when it's up.
    I love the smell of neoprene in the morning!

    -Dave Stark

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    Quote Originally Posted by scyfreestyler View Post
    No changes. Invest aggressively when the market is down, reap the rewards when it's up.
    It's OK to leave a little on the table.
    The trend is your friend.

    Who picks up the towels in the men's locker room?


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    It is not cool to brush your teeth in the shower. It is not cool to put your sweaty clothes in the swim suit spinner. It is really uncool to sit on the bench while sweaty. And, for goodness sakes, do you really need to put that much soapy suds on your stuff?

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    Hey,! more than "two shakes" after a pee is considered masturbation, pal!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwimStud View Post
    Hey,! more than "two shakes" after a pee is considered masturbation, pal!
    Dude!? I should have added please stop looking at me while I pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aquageek View Post
    It is not cool to brush your teeth in the shower. It is not cool to put your sweaty clothes in the swim suit spinner. It is really uncool to sit on the bench while sweaty. And, for goodness sakes, do you really need to put that much soapy suds on your stuff?

    Why on earth do people do that? Absolutely uncool. More to the point, unsanitary and disgusting.


    Gads of suds? Might be something else going on there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aquageek View Post
    Dude!? I should have added please stop looking at me while I pee.
    I always take that as a compliment.
    I love the smell of neoprene in the morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scyfreestyler View Post
    I always take that as a compliment.
    But how do they watch you when you're sitting down to pee...



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    Ummm...at least he's not peeing in the shower

    Quote Originally Posted by SwimStud View Post
    But how do they watch you when you're sitting down to pee...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwimStud View Post
    But how do they watch you when you're sitting down to pee...
    It was bad enough that you admit to watching us at the urinal, now you are peeking over the stall walls at me. This is bordering on some sort of potty fetish. Forumites - please be on alert!

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