Excellent question, David. Thank you for being the first to ever ask it!
Though an atheist by nature, I think this is one of the few questions where the best answer is probably "God."
Followed very closely by "the world of my imagination."
But, really, aren't these the same answer?
On that note, I need to get something for dinner. But first, I must figure out how to evacuate my office door without getting my shoulders and massive manhood caught in the opening, necessitating yet another call to paramedics wielding the jaws of life.
Well, maybe not the jaws of life. But the jaws of ongoing magnificence.
Hmm...if I go through the door sideways, my shoulders will just squeeze through. But that leaves the problem of my manhood...
It is not at all easy being the kind of guy that men want to be like and CreamPuffs want to be with.
Thanks again, David, for an excellent, thought- and reverie-provoking question!