Thought some of you might have some better ideas for triathlons than the old "short swim, endless bike and run 'till you die" type of event. I have a few:
1. For sprinters like me; 500 yds. swim, 500 yds. bike, 500 yds. run.
2. For older-older folks; a full nights sleep, nice breakfast, successful trip to the rest-room.
3. For New-Agers; 20 foot rock-climb, pan flute, crystal stacking.

And so on...... you get the idea !