My rant for the day in the form of a one-act, flash script:
Doctor: you have an inflamed trapezius. I'm sending you to physical therapy. You have exasperated written all over your face.
Me: I just want to get my life back. I want to get back into the pool. I was swimming a mile when I had to stop and I just want to get back there.
Physical therapist: you can't swim for a month until your shoulder heals.
Me (standing in front of bathroom mirror): You have exasperated written all over your face.