Naw... You're cool, swimmnjenn. It's the snobby aqua aerobes I can't stand... Especially those who just got out of the beauty parlor and had their hair (and nails) done.
"...Young man, would you PLEASE stop splashing so much!?"
*Old Aqua Aerobe is speechless and leaves the Sonic alone*
Yes, I'm a young man in his twenties, but when someone addresses me that way, I feel like they're talking not to a man in his mid twenties, but a child no older than eight.