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    Great movie quotes...

    "The world must be peopled!" Kenneth Brannagh in some Shakespeare movie!

    "I feel the need for speed." Tom (Scientology) Cruise 'Top Gun'

    "Ka-chow!" Lightning McQueen 'Cars'

    "Amok, amok, amok, amok!" Sarah Jessica Parker 'Hocus Pocus'

    "Who's the commander of the U-boat?" some guy in 'Risky Business'

    I'll be back. Gotta get the chillins' to bed

    "Sir, they've jammed the radar!" Michael Winslow 'Spaceballs'
    "You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles." 'Spaceballs'

    "Asps, very dangerous. You go first." John Rhys-Davies 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    OMG!! You had to bring up movies..........oh man....where to start........


    "Know and respect your enemy." ~XXXX in Layer Cake
    anything Van Wilder says
    "I'll kill you with my teacup."~Riddick
    "You're killin' me Smalls!" ~Sandlot
    "I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." ~Ron Burgendy
    "Rule number 76 make no excuses play like a champion." ~Wedding Crashers
    "Nothing's impossible Charlie."~Grandma Georgina
    anything from The Godfather movies, or any Scorsese movie, or Scarface


    Oh man............there's so many I don't know if I can think of any more.......

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    "It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care!" Office Space

    "It's just a flesh wound!"
    "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
    (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

    "Fire away and fall back." (The Long Riders)

    "It's a bit nipply...I mean nippy in here!"
    "It couldn't be much hooter...I mean hotter in here!"
    Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation

    "That there Clark's an RV."
    "Save the leg for me Clark!'
    "Sh*!!er's full. I'm just pumpin' the sh*!!er."
    "That's the gift that keeps on givin'."
    Cousin Eddy in Christmas Vacation

    "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" Talladega Nights

    "You complete me."
    "You had me at hello"
    (Jerry MacGuire)
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    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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    "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair." (Anchorman)

    "Lighten up Francis" (Stripes)

    "Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth." (Talladega Nights)

    "See if you can guess what I am now."
    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
    "FOOD FIGHT!"
    "Thank-you Sir! May I have another!"
    " Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
    (Animal House)

    I love silly, funny movies with no deep social meaning. I just like to laugh! Can you tell?
    My goal is to die young as late as possible!

    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    "Who slept? Are you crazy?" 6 Days 7 Nights
    "What we have here is failure to communicate." Cool hand Luke
    "I'm havin' more fun than a tornado in a trailer park!" Mater (Cars)
    I have entered the snapdragon stage of my life (Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin ).

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

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    "What we have here is failure to communicate." Cool hand Luke
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    OOOOOH! Good one! We say that at my house all the time! That is a very good movie!
    My goal is to die young as late as possible!

    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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    Talladega Nights was sheer comedy! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. His whole spcheel about the Baby Jesus had me rolling.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    "As you wish"
    and
    "Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."
    I have entered the snapdragon stage of my life (Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin ).

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Seagurl51 View Post
    Talladega Nights was sheer comedy! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. His whole spcheel about the Baby Jesus had me rolling.
    I LOVE THAT MOVIE TOO!!! The "little 9lb baby Jesus" speech he gave was sooo funny. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!
    My goal is to die young as late as possible!

    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swimr4life View Post
    I LOVE THAT MOVIE TOO!!! The "little 9lb baby Jesus" speech he gave was sooo funny. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!
    ME TOO! I was leaning back in my desk chair and almost fell out.



    I actually did fall out of my seat, several times, during the second Jackass movie, but that's not really quotable.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    Quote Originally Posted by swimr4life View Post
    OOOOOH! Good one! We say that at my house all the time! That is a very good movie!
    We use the "What we have here is a failure to communicate" line all the time in my house!!!

    I must also confess that Lil lil Fort had to go to Talladega Nights because everyone in the family (and some kids' friends) had to go see it. Mommy guilt. LOL.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    Quote Originally Posted by poolraat View Post
    "As you wish"
    and
    "Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die."
    "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...!"

    Can't we just start a thread of favourite Princess Bride quotes?

    /Inconceivable

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    "For a man who has lived but one lifetime, you are very wise, Dr. Van Helsing" - Bela Lugosi, Dracula (1931)

    "Oh, your mother's pretty nice about some things. (under breath: ) Other things she's not so nice about at all." - W.C. Fields in The Man on the Flying Trapeeze.

    Kathleen Howard: "Ambrose! Wake up! There are burglars singing in the cellar!"
    W.C.Fields: "Really?! What are they singing?"
    -The Man on the Flying Trapeeze

    "I like to watch." - Peter Sellers in Being There

    "You can't fight in here - this is the war room!" - George C. Scott, Dr. Stranglelove

    "That's our Hitler!!!" - Zero Mostel, The Producers


    -LBJ
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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    "Nobody put Baby in the corner" Dirty Dancing

    Jesus: "I saw you looking at me from across the room"
    Nina: "I'm blind"
    Jesus: "Oh, I knew there was a reason"
    --Music from Another Room (1998)---p.s. if you guys haven't seen this movie---do yourself a favor and rent it this weekend, such a good movie, this quote really does no justice for the movie-it's such an endearing movie.

    Viola De Lesseps: You have never spoken so well of him before
    William Shakespeare: He was not dead before
    --Shakespeare in love

    Mr. Darcy: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have be overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...
    Elizabeth Bennet: My pride?
    Mr. Darcy: ...in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
    Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
    [they look at each other for a long time as though about to kiss]
    Mr. Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.

    and

    Mr. Darcy: You have bewitched me.
    --Pride and Prejudice (the 2005 version...gosh Mr. Darcy--he bewitches me:-/:-))
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    "Oh, Eddie, I couldn't be any more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet."
    Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation

    the best in this movie for me though is (yeah I cheated and cut n pasted to save time):

    "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny FLIPPING Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a$$holes this side of the nuthouse."
    -Clark Griswold


    and

    "...where's the Tylenol?"



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    i'm the dude. from the big lebowski

    for those of you who haven't seen it, here is the condensed (2 minute) version.....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee"- Leia

    "I can arrange that..."-Solo

    Yes, there is a bit of bias here.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    Quote Originally Posted by thewookiee View Post
    "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee"- Leia

    "I can arrange that..."-Solo

    Yes, there is a bit of bias here.
    "Laugh it up fuzzball!" - Han

    "Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side kid!" -Han, again.

    Bias here too...



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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    Christmas Vacation (I love that movie):
    "Look kids, a deer!" ... as Chevy Chase flips off the guy that just cut them off. My parents used to use that for my sisters and me all the time.

    Best in Show:
    "We were both sooo fortunate to have been raised on mail order catalogs."
    "We like to talk... or not talk. We can talk or not talk forever and still finds things to not talk about!"
    "We both like soup."
    "Then I started naming nuts. You got your peanuts, your walnuts, your pine nuts, your macadamia nuts, boy that one'd drive Mama crazy, the macadamia nuts."

    Spaceballs (perhaps these are a bit risque... don't read on if you're going to be offended - my little sister and I used to run around the house and quote lines from this movie to each other. She was only 7... ah, those were the days!)
    "I'm surrounded by a$$holes! Keep firing, a$$holes!"
    "It's Mega-Maid sir! She's gone from suck to blow!"
    "Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries"
    "oooh, your helmet is sooo big!"
    "That's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"
    "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry... LONESTAR!"
    "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "So what does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!"
    "Snotty beamed me up last night. It was wonderful!"

    "It's Spaceballs 1. They've gone to plaid!!" ... this is what happens when Spaceballs goes to Ludicrous Speed. I posted a monster sign over my desk at the refinery that said "They've gone to plaid" and would just roll my eyes and look at it when the latest proclamation came down from management.

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    Re: Great movie quotes...

    This is Spinal Tap
    Ian:The Boston gig has been cancelled...
    St. Hubbins: What?
    Ian: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

    Overboard
    Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.
    Dean: But baby, we LIKE you.

    Young Frankenstein

    Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
    Igor:[doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.

    Dr. Frankenstein: Put... the candle... back!
    "...it is but well to be on friendly terms with all the inmates of the place one lodges in."
    Melville, Moby Dick

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