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  1. Chicken of the Sea's Avatar
    Why didn't my view register? it still says zero.
    I'll replay the video and pay more attention this time.
  2. jim thornton's Avatar
    Meaty is exactly the word I would use. There's something about that Lindsay's effect on an old man with possible early ISH. You aren't quite sure whether you would rather have her in your bed or in your crockpot. Arguments for the latter are that her thighs definitely appears to be an excellent choice for lean meat, perhaps a little tough, but nothing that slow cooking can't handle.

    Lordy! Did I take an Ambien by mistake this morning instead of my Provigil?

    I think the firewall separating different species of hunger in my brain has begun to atrophy from early dementia, eradicating distinctions.
  3. SwimmerGirlKT's Avatar
    She kinda has a swimmer's body...a little meaty.
  4. SwimmerGirlKT's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurt Dickson
    vomiting has one "t".

    Nice pic: how does a skier have no tan lines?
    I noticed that too. Thanks for calling him on it.
  5. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by RustyScupperton
    Insightful as always! I am always moved beyond words at your ability to reveal yourself to an eager public that always seems to want more and more from you. Thanks!
    Thanks, Rusty.

    Talent does what it can; Genius does what it must; and I do what I feel like.
  6. RustyScupperton's Avatar
    Insightful as always! I am always moved beyond words at your ability to reveal yourself to an eager public that always seems to want more and more from you. Thanks!
  7. jim thornton's Avatar
    I ment to thanc yoo, Dctor.

    Actually, vomiting is, I am sure, correct. However, like the picture of Lindsey above, it just looks wrong with only one t showing.

    Sometimes, one has to go with what looks right even if it is not right.

    How else to explain so very much of modernity?
  8. The Fortress's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurt Dickson
    vomiting has one "t".
    Thank you for catching Jimi in a spelling error.
  9. jim thornton's Avatar
    I am pretty sure that when Sports Illustrated airbrushed out Lindsay's contusions, owees, bumbees, lacerations, and rug burns, they also fixed the tan lines.

    What exactly is that little flappy thing atop her truncated pataloons? And how can she remove said pantaloons over her ski boots if, for example, she were to suddenly develop appendicitis?

    I think that NBC Sports needs to hire a veteran journalist like myself who will probe Lindsay for answers to the questions veteran journalists like myself want to know the answers to.
  10. Kurt Dickson's Avatar
    vomiting has one "t".

    Nice pic: how does a skier have no tan lines?
  11. scyfreestyler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by jim thornton


    I still think my drawing is sexier.

    You're delusional. Post a few more photos like that and maybe you'll come around.
  12. jim thornton's Avatar


    I still think my drawing is sexier.
  13. qbrain's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by jim thornton
    You were not satisfied with my rendition of her concupiscent torso?
    Sadly no, I lack appreciation for art and would prefer my female form captured with high res digital photographs.
  14. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobinator
    I'm sorry you're sick Jimby! I still think Lindsay Vonn is a good skier!
    I agree with both of your sentences here.

    In regards to the latter, there is no question that Lindsay is an excellent water sports participant in the medium of crystallized water on a steep angle.

    Also of the salty variety leaking from the orbital sockets afterwards.
  15. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken of the Sea
    Most masters swimmers are not like you.
    You are correct--if you are referring to Australian masters swimmers.

    However, if you are referring to American masters swimmers, you would be surprised at how common the former Thornton/current Vonn mindset is.
  16. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by jaegermeister
    Have you gotten offers from Speedo to be a model for their swim caps?
    My people are talking to their corporate people-like entities.
  17. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fortress
    Ah, the crafty nuances.

    If you don't get well soon, my mothering skills will be questioned.
    I have absolutely no idea what you mean.

    I'd talk more, but something is burning in my underwear.
  18. jim thornton's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by qbrain
    Needs more pictures of Vonn.
    You were not satisfied with my rendition of her concupiscent torso?
  19. Bobinator's Avatar
    I'm sorry you're sick Jimby! I still think Lindsay Vonn is a good skier!
  20. Chicken of the Sea's Avatar
    Most masters swimmers are not like you.